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ChairmanPoo

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8820 on: October 05, 2018, 01:48:42 am »

JUST MURDER MY COUNTRY UP FAM
The European Union would be pleased to offer amnesty to you wayward shitposters
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8821 on: October 05, 2018, 05:57:49 pm »

JUST MURDER MY COUNTRY UP FAM
The European Union would be pleased to offer amnesty to you wayward shitposters
Just like Satan offers amnesty from his devils

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8822 on: October 05, 2018, 09:20:50 pm »

UK went fasting on the world market for 45 years, where it was tempted by the EU. The EU took UK to the highest mountain, from which all the markets in Europe could be seen, and said: 'All these things I will give you if you fall down and do an act of worship to me.' UK replied 'Get away, EU! It is written: "The Queen, your Sovereign, shall you worship and her alone shall you serve."' When the EU had finished all this tempting, UK left her until an opportune time.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8823 on: October 06, 2018, 02:15:25 am »

An analogy comparing EU to satan seems appropriate. It is, after all, a racist establishment.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8824 on: October 06, 2018, 02:36:23 am »

Come now, where's this coming from? Satan is not racist.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8825 on: October 06, 2018, 02:53:22 am »

Not true!

 Satan is the ORIGINAL deiphobic god-hater, and likewise harbors decidedly genocidal intent toward H. Sapiens!

The only demographic that he holds in high regard is his fellow angelic beings!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8826 on: October 06, 2018, 02:57:21 am »

Eh. If the thing really wanted us all dead, there's not a lot that would prevent that from happening.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8827 on: October 06, 2018, 03:02:42 am »

No no no no.

You misunderstand.


The genocidal intent is not just "Kill them all"-- it is "Force GOD to have to destroy them, with the final death."

This is because Satan hates god for elevating mankind over angelic kind, and placing them higher on the spiritual totem pole than himself-- Mankind having been created out of (as satan sees it-- "inferior") clay/dirt, where he and the other angels are made of "living fire"-- AND in the image of God Him/Her/Itself no less, where they (angels) were not.

It is not enough to simply *kill* all the humans, No no no.  He wants to make it *HURT* really bad for the man upstairs, by forcing *HIM* to do the killing, with no remaining chance for redemption.

Understand? :P
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8828 on: October 06, 2018, 03:07:13 am »

Not true!

 Satan is the ORIGINAL deiphobic god-hater, and likewise harbors decidedly genocidal intent toward H. Sapiens!

The only demographic that he holds in high regard is his fellow angelic beings!
But that's speciesism. With regards to race, Satan is an equal opportunity tormentor.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8829 on: October 06, 2018, 03:25:31 am »

Sure it is-- It's systemic racism against H. Sapiens, with preference for directly-created angelic beings. 

Simply because he does not have a preference for any individual color variant of H. Sapiens, does not make it any less racist--  The race he holds in contempt is all human kind, while the race he holds in preference is the one he himself is a part of.  This is a no brainer.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8830 on: October 06, 2018, 03:48:17 am »

Oh, come on. If I don't like bugs, that don't make me no racist. If I hated a specific colour of one species of bugs, that would be as bad as the EU undoubtedly is.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8831 on: October 06, 2018, 03:51:26 am »

Closer would be:

"So what if we found another race of intelligent beings out there in the local group--- That does not make me a racist bastard for wanting to kill them all!"
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8832 on: October 06, 2018, 05:52:23 am »

Closer would be:

"So what if we found another race of intelligent beings out there in the local group--- That does not make me a racist bastard for wanting to kill them all!"
The French?

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8833 on: October 06, 2018, 05:57:47 am »

No, the methane breathing sentient protoplasms on tau ceti V.

I mean, they dont even occupy their star's habitable zone, use an exotic biochemistry, and breathe fart gas for crying out loud. It's hard to see why I dont want them living in my neighborhood! (/sarcasm)  That and they are just so damned ugly!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8834 on: October 06, 2018, 05:58:34 am »

I heard they make excellent butt plugs tho
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