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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1008130 times)

Kagus

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9060 on: November 22, 2018, 03:04:07 pm »

I find it strange to go around Southern California and view a lot of the ultra-narrow cigarette houses as being "quaint" and "rustic", considering that they were precisely the same kind of "cash in with cheap houses on expensive real estate" strategy designed to get as many people paying top dollar for location as possible...

Maybe I just have a lot of old memories coming out of houses like that, so I equate them with nostalgia now.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9061 on: November 22, 2018, 03:05:36 pm »

I mean, there was that Swedish dude who caused an uproar and had the goddamn mayor come out and yell at him to repaint his house, because he painted the outside in this shifting spectrum "sunset" color scheme.

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Complaints from the homeowners association included "They're just not Swedish colors!".


EDIT: Thank you, Alexa.

First of all, Sweden does not have mayors

Second of all

We don't live in fucking orange juices okay

We just don't
Are you going to tell.me you don't suckle on narwhals for nutrition?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9063 on: November 22, 2018, 03:25:52 pm »

I mean, there was that Swedish dude who caused an uproar and had the goddamn mayor come out and yell at him to repaint his house, because he painted the outside in this shifting spectrum "sunset" color scheme.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Complaints from the homeowners association included "They're just not Swedish colors!".


EDIT: Thank you, Alexa.

First of all, Sweden does not have mayors

Second of all

We don't live in fucking orange juices okay

We just don't
Are you going to tell.me you don't suckle on narwhals for nutrition?

hey, narmilk isn't a kind of juice. And it's blue, not orange!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9064 on: November 22, 2018, 03:26:55 pm »

I mean, there was that Swedish dude who caused an uproar and had the goddamn mayor come out and yell at him to repaint his house, because he painted the outside in this shifting spectrum "sunset" color scheme.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Complaints from the homeowners association included "They're just not Swedish colors!".


EDIT: Thank you, Alexa.

First of all, Sweden does not have mayors

Second of all

We don't live in fucking orange juices okay

We just don't
Are you going to tell.me you don't suckle on narwhals for nutrition?

hey, narmilk isn't a kind of juice. And it's blue, not orange!

A-are you Luke Skywalker?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9065 on: November 22, 2018, 03:29:17 pm »

Loke Skyvalkare

The Sk is pronounced SH
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9066 on: November 22, 2018, 04:30:59 pm »

THE LEGENDS SAY Stockholm was planned by the gods themselves.  After
the fall of Trollheim it was the gods who led a band of vikings to a
promised land in the West. 
There, Sigurd-Worm-In-The-Eye and Harald Bluetooth were born
to a swedish supermodel and nursed by a friendly she-narwhal.
Upon reaching manhood, the twins founded Stockholm on the shores
of the Lake Mälaren.  The city prospered and grew until one day the
Stockholmians reached out from their tiny domain with a great dream of
glory...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9067 on: November 22, 2018, 04:43:19 pm »

THE LEGENDS SAY Stockholm was planned by the gods themselves.  After
the fall of Trollheim it was the gods who led a band of vikings to a
promised land in the West
.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying Swedes come from

Finland

???
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9068 on: November 22, 2018, 04:45:36 pm »

Are you finnished yet?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9069 on: November 22, 2018, 04:49:05 pm »

THE LEGENDS SAY Stockholm was planned by the gods themselves.  After
the fall of Trollheim it was the gods who led a band of vikings to a
promised land in the West
.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying Swedes come from

Finland

???
Obviously they come from Gothland, explaining why they are so averse to social contact.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9070 on: November 22, 2018, 04:53:21 pm »

Goddammit I hate how ??+? is a ???
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9071 on: November 22, 2018, 05:07:14 pm »

???

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9072 on: November 22, 2018, 05:35:53 pm »

I have often been plagued by emoji-based problems like A), having letters and numbers turn into a pair of shades and 8), the confusing result when you end a sentence a little too questioningly ???

That is, of course, until one remembers to slap the "don't use smileys" checkbox under "Attachments and other options" when publishing a post.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9073 on: November 22, 2018, 05:50:26 pm »

Solves problem until somebody quotes you
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9074 on: November 22, 2018, 07:53:50 pm »

??????

[nobbc]for the win[/nobbc]
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