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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9045 on: November 22, 2018, 02:58:19 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9046 on: November 22, 2018, 05:40:55 am »

Remind me to post something about buildings later today
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9047 on: November 22, 2018, 05:46:48 am »

Remind me to post something about buildings later today
Post something about buildings later today
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9048 on: November 22, 2018, 05:50:28 am »

This is so sad... Alexa, remind me to post something about buildings later today.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9049 on: November 22, 2018, 07:28:39 am »

We don't have money for building a proper road along the southen corridor (Exeter to Southampton, at least), but we can fund a useless piece of sky-cock in London the life-sucker? When can we cut London off and kick it into Holland?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9050 on: November 22, 2018, 08:14:17 am »

Well I can't find any good text sources (everything is paylocked) but what I wanted to say is that a guy in Swedish town of Växjö wanted to build two buildings shaped like this and architecture-Sweden went nuts because of the pure gall of not building postmodernist box houses, because architects are awful shells of human beings devoid of any sense of beauty, creativity, or aesthetics.

Luckily, despite the protest of basically everyone in the business, but to the joy of everyone who appreciates buildings, he was given building permit by the state.

But architects still suck.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9051 on: November 22, 2018, 08:23:17 am »

Well I can't find any good text sources (everything is paylocked) but what I wanted to say is that a guy in Swedish town of Växjö wanted to build two buildings shaped like this and architecture-Sweden went nuts because of the pure gall of not building postmodernist box houses, because architects are awful shells of human beings devoid of any sense of beauty, creativity, or aesthetics.

Luckily, despite the protest of basically everyone in the business, but to the joy of everyone who appreciates buildings, he was given building permit by the state.

But architects still suck.

I happen to quite like the sheer, austere, straight sided and pristine style of building.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9052 on: November 22, 2018, 01:40:37 pm »

Brutalism and the empty post-modern styles get bad raps for looking hideous or stupid, but I actually prefer them to attempts to recreate old styles of architecture. At least the first category are an honest representation of contemporary feelings, while attempts to re-create the past (even if the style is more attractive) comes off as tacky more than anything.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9053 on: November 22, 2018, 01:48:29 pm »

An architecture of aesthetics ought to suffice.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9054 on: November 22, 2018, 01:55:26 pm »

At least the first category are an honest representation of contemporary feelings

No. It is in fact the opposite. People hate it and thinks it sucks. "Tacky attempts to re-create the past" is more in line with and a more "honest representation of contemporary feelings" than shitty box buildings will ever be.

The argument is ridiculous anyway. There's nothing contemporary about shitty box houses. That is the ideal of 50-80 years ago, that's when it was popular and new. Today it is simply tacky attempts to recreate the past.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9055 on: November 22, 2018, 01:58:57 pm »

I mean, there was that Swedish dude who caused an uproar and had the goddamn mayor come out and yell at him to repaint his house, because he painted the outside in this shifting spectrum "sunset" color scheme.

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Complaints from the homeowners association included "They're just not Swedish colors!".


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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9056 on: November 22, 2018, 02:26:25 pm »

I mean, there was that Swedish dude who caused an uproar and had the goddamn mayor come out and yell at him to repaint his house, because he painted the outside in this shifting spectrum "sunset" color scheme.

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Complaints from the homeowners association included "They're just not Swedish colors!".


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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9057 on: November 22, 2018, 02:32:11 pm »

I mean, there was that Swedish dude who caused an uproar and had the goddamn mayor come out and yell at him to repaint his house, because he painted the outside in this shifting spectrum "sunset" color scheme.

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Complaints from the homeowners association included "They're just not Swedish colors!".


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First of all, Sweden does not have mayors

Second of all

We don't live in fucking orange juices okay

We just don't
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9058 on: November 22, 2018, 02:34:04 pm »

No you just live in swede (turnip) juice.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9059 on: November 22, 2018, 02:47:12 pm »

Honestly, I prefer emulating older styles in architecture instead of slamming another soulles cube living block. In a way, a return to what was once considered beautiful could, in fact, represent the feelings of the modern man.
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