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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10725 on: April 29, 2020, 01:00:06 pm »

I find the idea that Basque would be particularly close to the FU culture to be completely ludicrous, though. The proto-culture basically never left the northern areas of Eurasia. That one splinter of it would somehow end up in the Pyrineans without a massive migration through (the populated) Europe is a huge, huge stretch.
How come there's a Georgia in the Caucasus and a Georgia in North America? Checkmate atheists


But in all seriousness a good example would be Turks in Anatolia and Turkic cultures in central asia disconnected from one another. Migrations that go through other culture groups is possible

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10726 on: April 29, 2020, 01:10:45 pm »

My personal guess is that Basque is related to ancient Iberian... there's not enough written of the latter to fully establish the similarity. But the numbers *are* practically the same. And the words I've seen seem kind of reminiscent. Not 100%, but rather vaguely reminiscent.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10727 on: April 29, 2020, 02:10:33 pm »

How come there's a Georgia in the Caucasus and a Georgia in North America? Checkmate atheists
Let's not forget the third Georgia in the south Atlantic.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10728 on: April 29, 2020, 02:35:12 pm »

I find the idea that Basque would be particularly close to the FU culture to be completely ludicrous, though. The proto-culture basically never left the northern areas of Eurasia. That one splinter of it would somehow end up in the Pyrineans without a massive migration through (the populated) Europe is a huge, huge stretch.
How come there's a Georgia in the Caucasus and a Georgia in North America? Checkmate atheists


But in all seriousness a good example would be Turks in Anatolia and Turkic cultures in central asia disconnected from one another. Migrations that go through other culture groups is possible

While it's completely true that it's possible, the Turks aren't exactly cut of from the other Turkic peoples in the same way that the hypothetical FU-Basque would be cut off from the FU kern. The Turks are cut off from the Turkicore more in the way the Germanics on the Scandinavian peninsula is cut off from the Germanians in central Europe. A better example would have been the already FU Hungarians ;)

But I retake my words of it being completely ludicrous. It's possible. It would just be very unlikely.


My personal guess is that Basque is related to ancient Iberian... there's not enough written of the latter to fully establish the similarity. But the numbers *are* practically the same. And the words I've seen seem kind of reminiscent. Not 100%, but rather vaguely reminiscent.

Do you mean the still-alive-by-Roman-times Iberians? I've always assumed they were IE, but now I realise I don't base that on anything but the assumption itself.


How come there's a Georgia in the Caucasus and a Georgia in North America? Checkmate atheists
Let's not forget the third Georgia in the south Atlantic.

Oh and yo mama so fat she counts as a fourth Georgia
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10729 on: April 29, 2020, 02:39:34 pm »

I find the idea that Basque would be particularly close to the FU culture to be completely ludicrous, though. The proto-culture basically never left the northern areas of Eurasia. That one splinter of it would somehow end up in the Pyrineans without a massive migration through (the populated) Europe is a huge, huge stretch.
How come there's a Georgia in the Caucasus and a Georgia in North America? Checkmate atheists

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10730 on: April 29, 2020, 09:13:46 pm »

How come there's a Georgia in the Caucasus and a Georgia in North America? Checkmate atheists
Let's not forget the third Georgia in the south Atlantic.
Also a fourth, New Georgia in the Solomons. 

Assuming that language did not develop fully separately and independently in multiple separate places, it's technically not wrong to say that Vasconic and Uralic languages share a common ancestor, but it does not strike me as a particularly helpful assertion given how far back any such common ancestor would likely be.  Otherwise, the languages primarily hold in common that both are different pre-Indo-European languages, which is essentially a catch-all for many different language families from Europe and Asia that predate and are not ancestors of Indo-European.  Basque is commonly held to be descended from one of the various pre-Indo European languages, as are the surviving members of the Uralic and Dravidian language groups, but it does not follow from their lack of Indo-European ancestry that they are related to each other.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10733 on: May 20, 2020, 05:06:25 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10734 on: May 20, 2020, 05:09:27 pm »

I honestly dont know how people in the British isles cope with the subpar plumbing
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10735 on: May 20, 2020, 05:41:46 pm »

The mole men are not real people.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10736 on: May 20, 2020, 05:52:27 pm »

I... think that's needlessly racist.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10737 on: May 21, 2020, 03:48:54 am »

I... think that's needlessly racist.

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10738 on: May 21, 2020, 03:54:38 am »

Descent  >:(
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