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[EuchreJack]

Why are you like this, Dwarfy? Why don't you want a low commitment shag?

Lighten up on Dwarfy.  Artists need angst to do their job.

[martinuzz]

So I was on my way home from a night out, enjoying some nice music.
Took a piss in the canal on the way home....

Out of nowhere there comes this guy running... Throws my bike into the canal while laughing in a drug-craze kind of way..
Charges at me and tries to punch me. Dumb mistake, I defended myself in a reflex and broke his nose and maybe his eyebrow as well, and he ran off.
Had to dive into the canal to retrieve my bike though. I'm covered in yucky muck.

Geeesh, why are people so aggressive and retarded nowadays. I didn't provoke it or ask for this in any way.

[EuchreJack]

It's bad out there these days.
Sorry that happened to you.

Glad he got a bloody nose. Even more happy he was apparently too out of it to remember much.

[martinuzz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM

[MrRoboto75]

Geeesh, why are people so aggressive and retarded nowadays.

My pet theory is the growing CO2 in the air, its slowly blocking off the brain from getting the oxygen it needs.

[Rolan7]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM

Reminds me of high school bicycle-shop work, and also
I'm still alive
Heeeey aaah, oooooh!  Ahm still alive!

[King Zultan]

Took a piss in the canal on the way home....

Why would you piss in the canal?

Also good on you for pouncing that guy in the face, sounded like he was on drugs or something.

[martinuzz]

Why would you piss in the canal?

Lack of public toilets on the way home

[scriver]

Why would you piss in the canal?

Should I pursue a path so twisted?
Should I crawl defeated and gifted?
Should I go the length of a river,
What about it, what about it, what about it?
Oh, I'm pissing in a river

[martinuzz]

Out of compassion and humanism, I sincerely hope I broke his nose.
Then he can't snort coke for a while.

[TD1]

Why are you like this, Dwarfy? Why don't you want a low commitment shag?

Because I value long-lasting and stable relationships over transitory couplings founded upon carnality 

Also, in this case she's, like, uber Christian. So God was gonna cock block me anyways, the bastard.

Anyhoo, she said she may freeze her instagram account at some point to get away from social media. She's now done that.

I am now considering whether to bother finding other means of conversing. She just seems flighty in general, which is a red flag.

[Il Palazzo]

No! Charge at the red flag! You raging hormone-filled bull, you.
Call her. Tell her she fills your mind with 1 Corinthians 13. Mention you know a lovely church nearby.

[TD1]

So... this raging, hormone-filled bull should win the girl by quoting scripture at her?

[Vector]

and then if she's interested hit her with the song of songs, that's worked for me once or twice LOL

[King Zultan]

Out of compassion and humanism, I sincerely hope I broke his nose.
Then he can't snort coke for a while.

He might be pissed at you right now but maybe in the future he'll thank you.