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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2820 on: January 09, 2021, 06:44:49 pm »

Forgotten Beasts are added to Smash Bros
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« Reply #2821 on: January 10, 2021, 02:49:20 am »

In order to be more realistic, tanner’s shops should be changed to constantly produce miasma.

Actually, to be really realistic, the game should include urine and feces and these should be required as reagents for the tanner’s shop along with the animal skin.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2822 on: January 10, 2021, 03:35:15 am »

In order to be more realistic the cooks can sometimes add feces to the roasts when they're angry.
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« Reply #2823 on: January 10, 2021, 06:36:50 am »

If dwarves run out of food, the cook can create a certain quantity of food by dipping his beard in boiling water to create a thin soup.
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« Reply #2824 on: January 10, 2021, 07:20:30 am »

Elves offend dwarven caravans by trying to sell them shaving cream.
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« Reply #2825 on: January 10, 2021, 05:50:06 pm »

In order to be more realistic, tanner’s shops should be changed to constantly produce miasma.

Actually, to be really realistic, the game should include urine and feces and these should be required as reagents for the tanner’s shop along with the animal skin.

I agree having to manage pollution will be a pain for fortress managers. And this is why it should be included in.
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« Reply #2826 on: January 10, 2021, 07:00:55 pm »

In order to be more realistic the cooks can sometimes add feces to the roasts when they're angry.
Go full "The Jungle" and have cooks use everything from vermin to sawdust to old, tattered clothes as filler in meals.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2827 on: January 10, 2021, 08:45:18 pm »

I'll do you one better:

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Her signature move is disemboweling her opponents and wipping them to death with their own guts. or arms, legs, hands etc.
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« Reply #2828 on: January 11, 2021, 03:17:50 am »

I'll do you one better:

URIST
Digs In!

(Smash bros)

Her signature move is disemboweling her opponents and wipping them to death with their own guts. or arms, legs, hands etc.

She can disembowel them with their own guts.
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« Reply #2829 on: January 11, 2021, 04:00:58 am »

I'll do you one better:

URIST
Digs In!

(Smash bros)

Her signature move is disemboweling her opponents and wipping them to death with their own guts. or arms, legs, hands etc.

She can disembowel them with their own guts.
She also needs to be able to strangle them with their own guts as well.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2830 on: January 11, 2021, 09:35:11 am »

I'll do you one better:

URIST
Digs In!

(Smash bros)

Her signature move is disemboweling her opponents and wipping them to death with their own guts. or arms, legs, hands etc.

She can disembowel them with their own guts.
She also needs to be able to strangle them with their own guts as well.
Using moves such as this makes the floor slippery with blood, imagine how difficult maneuvering will be when blood AND ice are on the stadium
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2831 on: January 11, 2021, 10:27:50 am »

Using moves such as this makes the floor slippery with blood, imagine how difficult maneuvering will be when blood AND ice are on the stadium

Cave adaptation provides a constant source of vomit, as well.

Final smash breaches the HFS, constantly spawning demons for the rest of the match.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2832 on: January 11, 2021, 02:24:37 pm »

Using moves such as this makes the floor slippery with blood, imagine how difficult maneuvering will be when blood AND ice are on the stadium

Cave adaptation provides a constant source of vomit, as well.

Final smash breaches the HFS, constantly spawning demons for the rest of the match.

Actually, it infests your entire save file with demons permanently. Any time you try to play hordes of procgen demons with instakill attacks will swarm you.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2833 on: January 11, 2021, 11:45:21 pm »

Dwarven barbers migrate to your fort from non-dwarven sites.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2834 on: January 12, 2021, 02:58:20 am »

Dwarven barbers migrate to your fort from non-dwarven sites.
And they're all felling quite Naughty.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2021, 03:01:56 am by King Zultan »
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