Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 189 190 [191] 192 193 ... 402

Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490314 times)

towerator

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cloven Asunder
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2850 on: January 22, 2021, 04:28:12 am »

Bonus, engravers can ba assigned to engrave things on pillows, which can increase happy thoughts in a few dwarves. Especially when they are engravings of animal people, particularly cat people.
These engravings can also include stylized women with massive tits, actually any engraving of women on these pillows have big tits.
First we'd need to implement breasts (and their description, such as: "She is busty, and the rest of her body is curvaceous"). And I do believe that on Tarn's big No-no list.
I mean, this isn't the "Most Excellent and Refined Suggestions Thread"
Logged

Nordlicht

  • Bay Watcher
  • Wuschelig & Wunderlich
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2851 on: January 22, 2021, 07:48:11 am »

So this is not going to turn into a better flexible survival?
Logged

Bumber

  • Bay Watcher
  • REMOVE KOBOLD
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2852 on: January 22, 2021, 09:48:26 pm »

Every enemy creature has a 50% chance to spawn in on the map being a living steel statue.

Every creature has a 50% chance to spawn in on the map (or be born) as a statue item made of flesh instead of as a living creature.
Logged
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

delphonso

  • Bay Watcher
  • menaces with spikes of pine
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2853 on: January 23, 2021, 02:14:12 am »

Every creature has a 50% chance to spawn in on the map.

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2854 on: January 23, 2021, 02:19:40 am »

Every creature has a 50% chance to spawn in on the map.
Every in game day.
Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Bumber

  • Bay Watcher
  • REMOVE KOBOLD
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2855 on: January 23, 2021, 03:31:29 am »

Every in game day, there's a 50% chance to spawn every creature. At once.
Logged
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

A_Curious_Cat

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2856 on: January 23, 2021, 03:44:39 am »

A new dwarven exercise program needs to be implemented.  It should involve carrying small metal discs, one at a time, from one place to another.
Logged
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Bumber

  • Bay Watcher
  • REMOVE KOBOLD
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2857 on: January 23, 2021, 03:49:19 am »

Dwarves must undergo the PACER fitness test.
Logged
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

SixOfSpades

  • Bay Watcher
  • likes flesh balls for their calming roundness
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2858 on: January 23, 2021, 03:53:41 am »

Lorbam Avuzlibash, Shearer cancels Drink: Late for Spin class.
Logged
Dwarf Fortress -- kind of like Minecraft, but for people who hate themselves.

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2859 on: January 23, 2021, 04:15:19 am »

Dwarves involved in exercise programs require juice and if there is none available they will attempt to juice anything they can find.
Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Fikilili

  • Bay Watcher
  • "Elves make no sense, change my mind."
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2860 on: January 23, 2021, 12:36:48 pm »

Add a mechanic which makes sure that the longer demons are on Earth, the stronger they become.
Logged
"Military? What's that? Something to eat?"

Starver

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2861 on: January 23, 2021, 01:57:35 pm »

Add a demon which makes sure that the longer mechanics are active, the more chance they randomly dismantle and remantle random levers and connections, with an equal chance of them working better/malfunctioning afterwards.
Logged

A_Curious_Cat

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2862 on: January 23, 2021, 06:55:20 pm »

Toady One should put programming DF on hold while he “researches” other games.
Logged
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

JAL28

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2863 on: January 24, 2021, 12:49:15 am »

Add a mechanic which makes sure that the longer demons are on Earth, the stronger they become.

If during a circus incident a full squad of dwarves is slaughtered except for 1 dwarf, the dwarf will immediately leave the squad and become a “demon slayer”, grab the nearest weapon and begin killing demons in brutally horrifying ways while sustaining no damage themselves. They will then actively wander the Underworld and kill all demons that spawn until they die, which is very unlikely.
Logged

rico6822

  • Bay Watcher
  • Constantly fails to become elephant man.
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2864 on: January 24, 2021, 01:03:48 am »

Add Slenderman into the game. He is overrated as fuck.
Logged
Does anybody know how to become an elephant man in adventure mode? I literally did all advanced world settings possible to increase chances.
Pages: 1 ... 189 190 [191] 192 193 ... 402