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[Egan_BW]

every object is also every other object

[King Zultan]

Everything is everything if you look deep enough.

[Mobbstar]

Even the game logic should be part of everything, à la Baba Is You.

[Naturegirl1999]

Even the game logic should be part of everything, à la Baba Is You.

I saw Call Me Kevin play that, it looks fun

[Eric Blank]

Everything is data anyway, so its a moot suggestion.


What dwarves really need to mine for me is crypto currency. Make me rich, Toady!

[King Zultan]

We're all glitches in the matrix!

Also crypto currency should be a mine able resource in game, but you can't make anything out of if and no caravan should take it.

[Naturegirl1999]

Everything is data anyway, so its a moot suggestion.


What dwarves really need to mine for me is crypto currency. Make me rich, Toady!

now the game connects to the internet to make sure that you always get the cryptocurrency worth the least amount of money at any time

[SixOfSpades]

Toady needs to implement:

Static cling
Eclipses
Hiccups
Tijuana Bibles
Oxymorons
Crystal Pepsi
The creeping dread that you might someday see a spot of blood and NOT instantly know precisely whose blood it is
Slinkys
Dandruff
Yoga

[Magmacube_tr]

Every time a dwarf dies, you die.

[Naturegirl1999]

Every time a dwarf dies, you die.

Each time a dwarf is born, you reincarnate/ if this happens when you aren’t dead yet, say hello to a copy of yourself. The version of you that lasts the longest since reincarnation suffers the next death

[A_Curious_Cat]

Every time you load up DF, the time until the heat death of the universe is cut in half.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Every time you load up DF, a random puppy somewhere in the real world spontaneously expires of cardiac arrest.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarven Ale, Dwarven Wine, Dwarven Beer, and Dwarven Rum should be toxic to other races.

[King Zultan]

Dwarven Ale, Dwarven Wine, Dwarven Beer, and Dwarven Rum should be toxic to other races.

And dwarven tavern keepers prefer to give these drinks to non-dwarven races.

[Bumber]

Dwarven Ale, Dwarven Wine, Dwarven Beer, and Dwarven Rum should be toxic to other races.

And dwarven tavern keepers prefer to give these drinks to non-dwarven races.

While refusing to serve them to your dwarves.