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[Eric Blank]

Creature definitions are too complicated, they should be reduced to a single body part and a single tissue layer.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

For the duration of the holiday season each year, all music on all DF saves (Premium or Classic, modded or vanilla) should be replaced with Christmas songs.

If you thought tantrum spirals were hard to deal with before, just wait until they're set to "Feliz Navidad".

[King Zultan]

Why stop the holiday fun with that when all food and drink can be replaced with pumpkin spice!

Also most dwarves are allergic to pumpkin spice and will die instantly if they ingest it.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Partner with Starbucks, change all booze to Starbucks coffee flavors, and make every unit description contain an ad for Starbucks.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Partner with Starbucks, change all booze to Starbucks coffee flavors, and make every unit description contain an ad for Starbucks.

Each new engraving in your fort now has a cumulative 5% chance to depict the Starbucks logo.

[BlueManedHawk]

Since vampirism is bloodborne, a lover or spouse of a vampire will themself contract vampirism after a little bit of time.  This also has a chance, though less likely, of happening with a friend, depending on a combination of the personalities of those involved and whether they're a friend, close friend, or kindred spirit.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Vampires can now procreate, and the bloodborne nature of the syndrome means that a vampire's child has a 50/50 chance of contracting vampirism in the womb and thus being born a vampire.

[King Zultan]

If you let world gen go long enough the world will be overwhelmed by zombies and massive families of vampires competing to kill off the last living creatures.

[Starver]

Inevitably, you will end up with a dhampir (offspring of a wolfman and colan)...

[Eric Blank]

*Wolfman and a colon

[A_Curious_Cat]

*Wolfman and a semicolon

[Eric Blank]

The sprite for grey parrot people have a tiny head compared to all the other bird people. But its not tiny enough. It needs to be even tinier.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Make the sprite for the grey parrot person (and all other animal people while we're at it) entirely headless.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Make DF entirely headless (as in it doesn’t display anything to the user).

[BlueManedHawk]

Make DF entirely headless (as in it doesn’t display anything to the user).

All gameplay must be done by echoing to stdin and reading from stdout.