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Uthimienure

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5745 on: January 20, 2024, 01:28:29 pm »

All female entities are named "Forgotten", and all male entities are named "Beast".
When they mate or marry, the names of both are changed to "Forgotten Beast".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5746 on: January 20, 2024, 01:45:11 pm »

Same-sex couplings result in names like "Forgotten Forgotten" or "Beast Beast"

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« Reply #5747 on: January 20, 2024, 02:33:39 pm »

Extend this to trouples/throuples, and beyond.
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« Reply #5748 on: January 21, 2024, 05:55:35 pm »

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Forgotten and the Beast...
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« Reply #5749 on: January 21, 2024, 06:32:26 pm »

Toady One should sell DF (and his soul) to The Mouse.
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« Reply #5750 on: January 23, 2024, 01:41:40 am »

Toady should sell the DF movie rights to Netflix so they can make a terrible high quality TV series based off of the game.
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« Reply #5751 on: January 23, 2024, 04:42:15 am »

Toady should sell the DF movie rights to Netflix so they can make a terrible high quality TV series based off of the game.
Urist McNetflix cancels make series 3 - not as popular as Stranger Things.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2024, 08:58:56 am by TheBeardyMan »
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« Reply #5752 on: January 24, 2024, 03:51:57 am »

What this game needs is a dog mode!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5753 on: January 24, 2024, 04:53:29 am »

Doge mode. Wow! Much text formatting!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5754 on: January 24, 2024, 04:54:28 pm »

Toady should sell the DF movie rights to Netflix so they can make a terrible high quality TV series based off of the game.

Toady should sell all rights to the DF brand to Netflix, so they can legally sue him for continuing development of the game.
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« Reply #5755 on: January 25, 2024, 01:03:22 pm »

One of the potential problems in a new fortress is that the broker might not have any experience and therefore might not know how much whatever the traders bring is worth.  The apparent fix to this seems to be to make a small trade, hoping for the trade to go through so that the broker gains enough experience for the prices to be displayed.

I propose that the traders should recognize this situation and attempt to gouge the broker (and the fortress) by asking several times more for items than what they’re  actually worth.
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« Reply #5756 on: January 26, 2024, 02:28:39 am »

Why only do that when the broker is inexperienced when they should continue to always try to screw the fort over by asking for massive amounts of money for stuff that isn't worth anything.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5757 on: January 26, 2024, 03:26:18 am »

Toady should intentionally reintroduce units getting duplicated when revisiting areas.
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« Reply #5758 on: January 26, 2024, 04:17:29 am »

Toady Toady should should make make it it so so that that all all text text in in the the game game is is duplicated duplicated.
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« Reply #5759 on: January 31, 2024, 07:04:08 pm »

It was mentioned in the latest roadmap that the adventure mode Steam update will bring changes to how marketplaces function. I propose the biggest change should be that all markets are now run by goblins that exclusively sell fruit.
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