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Bauglir

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5415 on: October 08, 2013, 07:47:36 pm »

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.
* Sirus is nervous as FUCK
Just don't look inside the file cabinets, and we'll all be fine. They're filled with hyperspiders.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2013, 07:49:21 pm by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5416 on: October 08, 2013, 07:54:27 pm »

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.
* Sirus is nervous as FUCK

Just don't do what You did.

Sirus

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5417 on: October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm »

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.
* Sirus is nervous as FUCK
So you're delivering spy hookers this time?
Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5418 on: October 08, 2013, 08:09:27 pm »

If you just became self aware, and realized you were a spambot, wouldn't you want to die?
HEY AlL I just Discovered this amazing new website called KRINGLEBERRIES.NET YOU SHOULD ALL GO TRY IT OUT HO HO HO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Nah, I kid. If I were a spambot, it'd be kind of like that one that became self aware a while back and kept on drunk posting.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5419 on: October 08, 2013, 08:17:37 pm »

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.
* Sirus is nervous as FUCK
So you're delivering spy hookers this time?
Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v
...WHO THE FUCK DO YOU WORK FOR.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5420 on: October 08, 2013, 08:29:16 pm »

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.
* Sirus is nervous as FUCK
So you're delivering spy hookers this time?
Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v
Maybe  you are transporting the person that will transfer the spy hookers, because you aren't of high enough skill level to transport them yourself yet. 
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5421 on: October 08, 2013, 08:40:26 pm »

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.
* Sirus is nervous as FUCK
So you're delivering spy hookers this time?
Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v
...WHO THE FUCK DO YOU WORK FOR.
You didn't hear it from me but It's the NPAA (National Prostitute Association of America).
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Sirus

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5422 on: October 08, 2013, 08:49:20 pm »

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.
* Sirus is nervous as FUCK
So you're delivering spy hookers this time?
Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v
Maybe  you are transporting the person that will transfer the spy hookers, because you aren't of high enough skill level to transport them yourself yet.
Dude, I'm the freaking god(dess) of those two domains. If I don't have the authority, who does? :P
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5423 on: October 08, 2013, 09:30:24 pm »

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.
* Sirus is nervous as FUCK
So you're delivering spy hookers this time?
Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v
Please, you have to find out what you're transporting. There is no way you can bring that up here and not cautiously investigate, getting involved in secret-hooker-spy-missions and becoming the unlikely lover of at least several of them.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5424 on: October 08, 2013, 09:33:19 pm »

Sirus, if saying anything can get you into trouble, please reconsider commenting further.

How much does the load weigh, and where are you delivering it to? Where are you picking it up from? Are there any markings on the trailer?

Sirus

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5425 on: October 08, 2013, 09:35:05 pm »

Sirus, if saying anything can get you into trouble, please reconsider commenting further.

How much does the load weigh, and where are you delivering it to? Where are you picking it up from? Are there any markings on the trailer?
...Yeah no, not touching that. Harmless joking is all well and good, but specifics like that could land me in serious legal hot water  :-[
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Lagslayer

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5426 on: October 08, 2013, 09:36:42 pm »

Consider the subject dropped.

Sirus

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5427 on: October 08, 2013, 09:44:51 pm »

It's not just legal hot water I could find myself in. If I shared too much information (which is surprisingly little), someone Up To No Good could see it, figure out the likely route I'm going to take, jump me at one of my stops, take the truck, and do who-knows-what to me; leave me simply stranded if I'm lucky, injured or worse if I'm unlucky.

So yeah. Please do not put my job and life at risk :/
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5428 on: October 08, 2013, 09:49:25 pm »

I think I have a decent guess as to what it is.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5429 on: October 08, 2013, 09:50:43 pm »

Please refrain from sharing.
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