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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649640 times)

grimman007

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1065 on: October 11, 2011, 07:24:42 pm »
If it's 40d:
Urist McBond cancels sexytimes: Too injured.

Otherwise:
Urist McBond has been estatic lately. He recently made many friends. He has lost many friends to tragedy recently.

WWUD if the radio crackered: "No, Urist, you are the magma."?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1066 on: October 13, 2011, 12:47:10 am »
And then Urist was an obsidian.

WWUD if Toady went bankrupt and had to sell DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1067 on: October 13, 2011, 02:26:30 am »
Urist would kill himself in magma.

WWUD if magma was coded out of DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1068 on: October 13, 2011, 03:14:25 am »
Use booze and ever burning lignite bins as a substitute.

WWUD if he saw his friend ‼Urist‼ in the booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1069 on: October 13, 2011, 03:20:09 pm »
Rush in to save the booze, then die in the ensuing explosion.

WWUD if he learned the sacred art of sneaking around and throwing things at his opponents until they die.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1070 on: October 15, 2011, 06:47:36 am »
Almost kill the entire goblin siege.
Then go for a drink, and be killed by elephants.

WWUD if he had hooves?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1071 on: October 15, 2011, 01:14:32 pm »
Nothing. He'd be able to wear socks nonetheless.

What would Urist do if he was in the Minecraft world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1072 on: October 15, 2011, 01:39:54 pm »
Be repeatedly interrupted by pigs, sheep and other animals until he dies of starvation or thirst. Or skeletons. Or hostile mobs.

WWUD if I could think of something interesting?
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Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1073 on: October 15, 2011, 03:31:48 pm »
Nothing, because that's what I always say.

What would Urist do if he saw a kitten?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1074 on: October 15, 2011, 07:22:45 pm »
Run away. He must not be adopted by the furry menace!

WWUD if he saw Scamps?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1075 on: October 17, 2011, 07:30:06 pm »
Scamps, Cat has adopted Urist McSoonToBeDead.
-->Reports-->Scamps, Cat is fighting!:
Scamps scratches the cheesemaker in the throat, tearing apart the fat and tearing apart the muscle!
A major artery has been opened by the attack and many nerves have been severed!
Urist McSoonToBeDead, Cheesemaker, has bled to death.

WWUD if there was no magma?
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Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1076 on: October 17, 2011, 07:49:29 pm »
He, and the rest of the fortress, would feel compelled to pile all of the stone produced by creating their fortress into a quantum stockpile. He would then light a fire under it and heat the stone until there was magma again.

What would Urist do if magma never existed in the first place?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1077 on: October 17, 2011, 10:16:53 pm »
Use fire demons and forgotten beasts made of flame as a heat source.

WWUD if the goblins learned how to use adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1078 on: October 17, 2011, 11:21:29 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on October 17, 2011, 10:16:53 pm
Use fire demons and forgotten beasts made of flame as a heat source.

WWUD if the goblins learned how to use adamantine?

Rip off their limbs, beat them to death with them, take the adamantine.

WWUD if kittens became intelligent?
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Quote from: Gatleos on August 13, 2011, 10:25:10 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1079 on: October 18, 2011, 10:04:14 am »
Adopt them, Breed them, Eat them, make them into sock.  Rinse and repeat

What would urist do if he had a pet war tentacle demon.
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Quote from: Poindexterity on January 27, 2012, 10:21:31 pm
ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
Quote from: ashton1993 on July 03, 2012, 02:48:12 pm
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.
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