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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3345 on: November 19, 2012, 07:50:51 pm »
The spinning adamantine raindrop strikes Urist in the head, bruising the skin!
Urist McDwarf has become dwarfier!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3346 on: November 19, 2012, 08:29:45 pm »
'Getta load of this, someone left ammo on our doorstep. Load it up and drop it on a goblin's head, eh?'

What would Urist McLasher do with a silver whip and a field full of goblins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3347 on: November 19, 2012, 09:36:50 pm »
Urist McJedi, you meant.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3348 on: November 24, 2012, 09:56:12 pm »
Somehow get eaten by a reality defying eldritch-abomination-clown which mistakes this short guy with a beard for a typical kid...but with a beard. Somehow. Urist isn't too clear on the details, he was drunk at the time.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3349 on: November 24, 2012, 10:06:53 pm »
Show them how awesome regular carp could by with a mod.
(Where is said carp-buffing mod?)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3350 on: November 24, 2012, 10:18:54 pm »
Join the SDB. The Slade Dropping Brigade.
 
What would Urist do if there was nothign to do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3351 on: November 24, 2012, 10:20:57 pm »
Throw tantrums in the dining room whilst wielding his throwing hatchets [10].

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3352 on: November 25, 2012, 12:43:33 am »
"We can build a magma sea, Catten! We have the technology!"

What would Urist use to build a magma sea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3353 on: November 25, 2012, 12:45:14 am »
Nothing, Urist digs there.

What would Urist do if deprived of sleep?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3354 on: November 25, 2012, 12:46:58 am »
He would fall asleep on the spot.

What would Urist do if he was about to fall asleep in front of a goblin army?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3355 on: November 25, 2012, 04:14:17 am »
Do so and save the entire fort by turning into a punching bag for 5 months.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3356 on: November 25, 2012, 04:22:15 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on November 25, 2012, 04:14:17 am
Do so and save the entire fort by turning into a punching bag for 5 months.

WWUD if the elves unleashed 20 booze guzzling bears in the booze stockpile?

MMMMMM, bear meat roasts.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3357 on: November 25, 2012, 01:08:33 pm »
Bust up the elven diplomat's kneecaps. The foo' never gave Urist those 20 dollas he owes 'im.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3358 on: November 25, 2012, 03:20:14 pm »
He would bow after murdering elf children with their own loincloth's.

What would Urist do in a plane?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3359 on: November 25, 2012, 03:31:53 pm »
Call the flight attendant.
"Ma'am, sorry to bother you, but I ordered a beer 10 minutes ago and it's still not here."
"I'm sorry, sir, but we already told you that we don't allow alcohol on this plane."
"What!? What kind of a monster are ya?"
Urist roundhouse kicks the fight attendant in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The flight attendant has been struck down.

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