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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 677737 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5490 on: January 07, 2014, 01:18:04 am »
Wind up walking into a rainbow dash, apparently, because he was reading instead of watching which building he enters.

WWUD if he found himself inside some lunatic elf establishment calling itself Rainbow Dash?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5491 on: January 07, 2014, 02:46:40 am »
Make off with their mediocre booze and stumble away while lighting all the nearby trees on fire with his beard.

WWUD if he could dig with is beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5492 on: January 07, 2014, 09:04:03 am »
Quote from: Skribbblie on January 07, 2014, 02:46:40 am
WWUD if he could dig with is beard?

fhe would fight off and kill 30 demons with only his beard, his kitten leather shirt and cave silck pant, and become a legendary dodger/ wrestler.

WWUD if a kobold army dressed only in candy raided from other fortresses seiged the fortress and wrote water on all the alcohol barrels then decided to leave
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5493 on: January 07, 2014, 12:09:44 pm »
Die of sanity from lack of booze.

WWUD if he could actually read
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5494 on: January 07, 2014, 05:40:08 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 07, 2014, 12:09:44 pm
Die of sanity from lack of booze.

WWUD if he could actually read

lose his sanity because he read the Necronomicon

WWUD if his friend was doing this annoying whistle all the time and will never stop
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5495 on: January 07, 2014, 07:09:22 pm »
Catten McWhistle has been missing for a week...

WWUD if he went to Iguazu falls?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5496 on: January 07, 2014, 08:40:16 pm »
Quote from: klefenz on January 07, 2014, 07:09:22 pm
Catten McWhistle has been missing for a week...

WWUD if he went to Iguazu falls?

Urist mctourist cancels look at breath-taking sight:god cursed him to roam the night in search of blood

WWUD if goblins took him away while he was very young?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5497 on: January 07, 2014, 10:39:49 pm »
Quote from: blazing glory on January 07, 2014, 08:40:16 pm
WWUD if goblins took him away while he was very young?

Become ecstatic for leaving an ugly fortress full of depressed tantruming drunk dwarves

WWUD if his family was locked outside during a siege?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5498 on: January 08, 2014, 03:28:58 am »
Become ecstatic because all of the ugly, depressed, tantrumming drunk dwarves are dead.

WWUD when his deceased relatives come back to haunt him?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5499 on: January 08, 2014, 05:52:57 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on January 08, 2014, 03:28:58 am
Become ecstatic because all of the ugly, depressed, tantrumming drunk dwarves are dead.

WWUD when his deceased relatives come back to haunt him?

Haunt them instead.

WWUD if he was king.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5500 on: January 08, 2014, 09:35:13 am »
Napoleon Urist cancels monarchy: getting banished to barren iseland.

WWUD if he found out his dwarf friend made a wood earring artifact, decorated with fungiwood and encircled with fungiwood bands?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5501 on: January 08, 2014, 09:51:57 am »
That's two mushrooms to one tree, clearly it's dwarfy enough. Steal it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5502 on: January 08, 2014, 12:05:48 pm »
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WWUD If he found out his father was Darth Vader?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5503 on: January 08, 2014, 02:55:49 pm »
Scream: "Noooooooo!" Then jump off, getting sucked into an air vent and instead of catching an antenna, fall to his death.

WWUD if he learned to use the Force?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5504 on: January 08, 2014, 05:13:37 pm »
Quote from: Stalker on January 08, 2014, 02:55:49 pm
Scream: "Noooooooo!" Then jump off, getting sucked into an air vent and instead of catching an antenna, fall to his death.

WWUD if he learned to use the Force?

Get harrased by some sort of small goblin that claims to be wise

WWUD if said goblin started latching on his back on wouldn't get off until he could move a giant sperm whale out of a bog with the force?
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