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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649792 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6150 on: August 01, 2014, 08:29:21 pm »
Quote from: Girubev on August 01, 2014, 01:09:39 pm
Urist McGhost: "So I heard the dwarves are about to sign a peace treaty with the elves..."

Urist McPasserby has been found dead with a terrified expression on his face. x42
Can I sig this or something?
Also: Back to the thread:
He would charge to the infidels. Subsecuently starting a !!jihad!! towards those foul carp worshippers.
WWUD if he invented gunpowder?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6151 on: August 01, 2014, 09:04:48 pm »
Gunpowder has been bought to this specific thread so many times, lets go for a change.

Urist uses the newly invented substance to create beautiful fireworks that convince all his enemies to stop fighting and everyone lives in peace until that world is deleted for being the most boring thing ever.

WWUD if he had just escaped the deletion of his world and was now free on the cyberworld?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6152 on: August 01, 2014, 09:37:29 pm »
Rejoice in his freedom, until he realizes that Toady forgot to add a null terminator when coding him, so now everything's just garbage. (Hurr hurr comic reference)

WWUD if he were shrunk to tiny size, and then put into a magical race that human eyes don't see, where they race down windows on rainy days using the raindrops as racecars, kinda like that racing thing in the star wars movie, but on a window, and gravity-powered? (inb4 fall off because gravity, don't make it lame)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6153 on: August 01, 2014, 10:22:37 pm »
Quote from: mate888 on August 01, 2014, 08:29:21 pm
Can I sig this or something?
[By all means.]

He would try to engage in extremely agressive racing, but due to the natural state of inebreation, somehow manage to screw up despite gravity being the only method of propulsion.

WWUD if he somehow wound up as a migrant for Glitterglen?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6154 on: August 01, 2014, 11:02:23 pm »
Rejoice at all of the horse steaks he'll get to eat.

WWUD if pony siege?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6155 on: August 01, 2014, 11:53:53 pm »
Call in the Dreadnoughts.
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WWUD if the Liberal Crime Squad tried recruiting him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6156 on: August 02, 2014, 12:02:42 am »
Liberal = Hippie = Elf
Therefore KILL KILL KILL

WWUD if he realized that elves are conservative?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6157 on: August 02, 2014, 12:15:56 am »
Launch a spirited campaign of assassinations, larceny, and general criminal activity to eradicate the conservative threat and save the world from Elven Insanity.
...Then immediately go on a year-long break while the kobolds he liberated from the sweatshop do all the work for him.

WWUD if the Emprah Overseer resurrected him as a Dreadnought after falling in battle to the heretical goblin scum?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6158 on: August 02, 2014, 06:27:58 am »
(That kind of thing is already in Masterwork, I guess)
He'd get pastured by the fort entrance and wait...

WWUD if he was declared the Emperor of Dwarvenkind?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6159 on: August 02, 2014, 08:55:47 am »
Issue mandates for adamantine piccolos.
WWUD if he got caught in the foul goo rain?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6160 on: August 02, 2014, 09:11:35 am »
Get mildly upset. Then have his skin suddenly melted off.

WWUD if he had bones of steel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6161 on: August 02, 2014, 09:34:31 am »
Become a spooky magma skeleton.

WWUD if he had a masterwork elf bone blowgun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6162 on: August 02, 2014, 10:14:08 am »
Kill every elf he finds with it, except when he ventures to the caverns to kill the underground dwellers for their ammo.

WWUD if he became the Lord of Cavern and Beast.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6163 on: August 02, 2014, 10:57:11 am »
Lead his armies to unite the Dwarven Civilizations under his fuzzy, slightly smelly banner. His entire army is annihilated by the exterior traps at the first fortress he comes to, because none of his troops wear armor.

WWUD if thousands of butchery bills were issued at once?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6164 on: August 03, 2014, 02:33:17 pm »
Commandeer the serrated disc hallway.

WWUD if random cave-ins were implemented, and required the building and maintaining of supports to reduce their occurrences?
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