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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649692 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6510 on: October 27, 2014, 10:16:50 am »
Training grounds.

WWUD if he stops caring of anything anymore?
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Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6511 on: October 27, 2014, 02:00:51 pm »
He'll sit alone on a swing set, just slowly rocking back and forth, sombrely staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.

What would Urist McTesla do if he invented electricity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6512 on: October 27, 2014, 03:24:49 pm »
Quote from: Dutrius on October 27, 2014, 02:00:51 pm
He'll sit alone on a swing set, just slowly rocking back and forth, sombrely staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.

What would Urist McTesla do if he invented electricity?
Electrify the elves as a form of torture and gain information, which they are ethically opposed to.

WWUD if he didn't care about anything anymore and his swing set broke?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6513 on: October 27, 2014, 05:07:50 pm »
Tie ropes to the head and tail of the nearest sufficiently large animal.  Boom, new swingset.

What would Urist do if you could tell whether dwarves were pregnant?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6514 on: October 28, 2014, 12:20:42 am »
Nothing. The extra mass of baby makes effective ablative armor in combat and is irrelevant for all other purposes.

WWUD if he met Komra, God of Hemolymph?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6515 on: October 28, 2014, 05:11:57 am »
Ask what hemolymph is and if it can be make into booze.

WWUD if every vermin in the world suddenly became a Giant Desert Scorpion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6516 on: October 28, 2014, 07:39:34 am »
nothing.  vermin are incapable of attack and only those with the sting tag (bees) would pose any issue.  well, he  might put giant scorpion rock hives by the trade depot. . .  WWUD if tides were included into DF?   
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6517 on: October 28, 2014, 07:41:59 am »
See 1/7 water, assume it was safe, get sucked away by the tide and feed the sea monsters.

WWUD if he found a cold lever instead of a warm one (and it wasn't made of nethercap)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6518 on: October 29, 2014, 02:34:14 pm »
Pull it, what could possibly go wrong?
WWUD if he PULLED THE LEVER?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6519 on: October 29, 2014, 03:01:32 pm »
Release forgotten beast made of water. It takes some time until The Burning Socks squad picks up equipment, so flood kills everyone.

WWUD IF he released forgotten beast made of bituminous coal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6520 on: October 29, 2014, 03:23:09 pm »
Flee in terror, then attempt to pick up a sock next to the FB, see the FB, and repeat.

WWUD if he saw an elf mining?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6521 on: October 29, 2014, 04:02:58 pm »
Quote from: Dutrius on October 29, 2014, 03:23:09 pm
Flee in terror, then attempt to pick up a sock next to the FB, see the FB, and repeat.

WWUD if he saw an elf mining?
Its probably a goblin, and Urist would feel obligated to mine it.

WWUD if an elf stole the secrets of metalsmelting?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6522 on: October 30, 2014, 08:37:58 am »
Urist McElfcatcher has gone into a fell mood...

Urist McElfcatcher has created a legendary Elf Skull Mug!


WWUD if plump helmets staged a rebellion against Urist McFarmer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6523 on: October 30, 2014, 02:06:48 pm »
Nothing unusual. In fact, this happens every time the crop is brought in. The righteous fury of the plump helmets is noted by the farmer as an indicator that they are ready to harvest. The plump helmets, being entirely immobile, are unable to carry out any act of rebellion, and Urist and the children helping him collect and process them without incident before planting the next crop.

WWUD if he was a plump helmet man?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6524 on: October 30, 2014, 02:48:38 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on October 30, 2014, 02:06:48 pm
Nothing unusual. In fact, this happens every time the crop is brought in. The righteous fury of the plump helmets is noted by the farmer as an indicator that they are ready to harvest. The plump helmets, being entirely immobile, are unable to carry out any act of rebellion, and Urist and the children helping him collect and process them without incident before planting the next crop.

WWUD if he was a plump helmet man?
He would kill
WWUD if zombie kobolds?
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about
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