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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647942 times)

KingofstarrySkies

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6705 on: December 14, 2014, 06:23:11 am »
Throw it in a pool of magma, for storage.

WWUD if Bay12 was revealed to be a real, physical place?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6706 on: December 14, 2014, 02:09:25 pm »
In the early winter of the year 2014, Urist McExplorer venture deeper than what any sane dwarf, man, elf, kobold or goblin should, discovering the legendary underground mountainhome of Bay12, that was described in dwarven tales used to scare the young minds for life.
The mere sighting of that fort was alredy horrigying to him, but then, a group of dwarves grabbed him and carried him inside.
Some people say that his screaming can still be heard, mixed with the crazed utterances of the other once-dwarves, now crazed psychopaths known as the Bay12ers.
WWUD if Merman Genocide 2.0?
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6707 on: December 14, 2014, 02:16:51 pm »
Get rich

WWUD if he tried the hermit challenge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6708 on: December 14, 2014, 02:24:22 pm »
After the long travel Urist finally came to The Mountains of Screeching, to live as a hermit. One day when collecting herbs, he found strange slab on the ground. After reading it, he learned the secrets of life and death. Now Urist lives in The Mountain of Screeching as immortal hermit, and those who strive to learn the arcane knowledge come to the Urist McHermit.

WWUD If World War Urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6709 on: December 14, 2014, 04:30:46 pm »
Urist charges at The World
The flying The World strikes Urist in the head, jamming his skull through his brain.
Urist has been struck down.

WWUD if he had to fight an alternate reality Urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6710 on: December 14, 2014, 05:33:47 pm »
Initiate sloppy makeouts VIGOROUS FISTBUMPING.

What would Urist do if he had TWO LEFT BOOTS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6711 on: December 15, 2014, 02:35:09 am »
Don't be silly, boots are not gloves.

WWUD is he had TWO LEFT GLOVES?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6712 on: December 15, 2014, 08:05:47 am »
Put one on and get a forgotten beast instant localized necrosis syndrome on the other hand


Wwud if the syndrome was not instant but total instead of localized?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6713 on: December 15, 2014, 07:09:19 pm »
Make sure to track it through all the corridors, well, and dining halls before finally popping her clogs.

WWUD on discovering a right to the throne?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6714 on: December 16, 2014, 08:06:02 am »
Mandate ruby beds

Wwud if he made an artifiact?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6715 on: December 16, 2014, 12:11:33 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on December 16, 2014, 08:06:02 am
Mandate ruby beds

Wwud if he made an artifiact?

Drop it on the ground so some lowly peasant hauler can grab it and hide it in some random stockpile never to be seen again.

What would Urist do if he channeled himself into a corner?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6716 on: December 16, 2014, 01:55:37 pm »
Climb out to safety, because the wall hasn't been smoothed yet.

WWUD if he was a rebel without a cause?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6717 on: December 17, 2014, 03:33:18 pm »
Cause a loyalty cascade, that way he will have a cause!

WWUD if a training bolt accidentally hit a trader's donkey, bruising his ear, causing a loyalty cascade?
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

Dark One

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6718 on: December 17, 2014, 04:41:19 pm »
Become a rebel with a cause!

WWUD If Urist thought that Toady One is Armok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6719 on: December 17, 2014, 04:55:40 pm »
Quote from: Dark One on December 17, 2014, 04:41:19 pm
Become a rebel with a cause!

WWUD If Urist thought that Toady One is Armok?
Never sacrifice cats again.

WWU sacrifice instead of cats?
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