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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649856 times)

PyroTechno

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7335 on: July 01, 2015, 02:28:18 am »
Use a DFHack command to kill all of the troglodytes.

WWUD if he got called out for cheating on the Bay12 forums?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7336 on: July 01, 2015, 04:22:16 am »
Be ridiculed for being too lazy to use one of the readily available exploits instead.

What would Urist McMerchant do if he heard of a mythical fort that sells meals worth more than a kingdom?
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7337 on: July 01, 2015, 12:33:06 pm »
Hire 2 mid-level guards and walk to the fort. Sounds safe to me!

WWUD if he arrived to find a low-level fort that sold stone mugs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7338 on: July 01, 2015, 05:05:54 pm »
Abandon his high-paying job and move in.

WWUD if he could cast Polymorph-other?
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7339 on: July 01, 2015, 06:27:26 pm »
Change everything to alcohol, have a meltdown when he begins to consider the concept that literally everything is now made of alcohol.

WWUD if he accidentally changed it to non-alcoholic beverages.
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7340 on: July 01, 2015, 07:24:57 pm »
Be extremely depressed, and slow.

WWUD if he was exhausted and yet had more to do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7341 on: July 02, 2015, 01:56:43 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 01, 2015, 07:24:57 pm
Be extremely depressed, and slow.

WWUD if he was exhausted and yet had more to do?

Soldier on making his rock mugs, doing an abysmal and slow job of it due to his fatigue. The mayor tries to have him hammered, but the overseer notices in time and fires the hammerer. Urist is overjoyed to have his punishment downgraded to life in prison.

WWUD if he was forced to be the lion tamer in the overseer's circus megaproject?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7342 on: July 02, 2015, 01:14:44 pm »
Send the lions to a butchers shop, have the hides tanned and make lion suits to replace them. Prob be more entertaining anyway.

What would Urist McLegendaryMiner do if he lost all of his limbs to a cave in?
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7343 on: July 02, 2015, 01:45:31 pm »
Wriggle to his masonry shop, continue making rock mugs with (presumably) his teeth.

WWUD if he ran out of boulders?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7344 on: July 02, 2015, 10:30:10 pm »
make more boulders.

WWUD if there was no stone, anywhere, beneath the fort? Dirt all the way down, man!
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7345 on: July 02, 2015, 11:30:50 pm »
Dig to the magma sea and then redirect a river into it. Now we have obsidian.

WWUD if Elves were as smart as Urist?
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7346 on: July 03, 2015, 01:07:27 am »
Rejoice, because now elves kill themselves faster than Urist could have ever hoped to manage by himself.

WWUD if an unusually tall, pointy-eared dwarf offered to sell Urist some magic beans, for the bargain price of all the adamantine equipment in the fortress?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7347 on: July 03, 2015, 12:15:47 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on July 03, 2015, 01:07:27 am
WWUD if an unusually tall, pointy-eared dwarf offered to sell Urist some magic beans, for the bargain price of all the adamantine equipment in the fortress?

Buy all of his beans ASAP and plant them, then travel 7 years into the future to obtain riches.
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WWUD if he ate the beans.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7348 on: July 04, 2015, 07:24:15 am »
Regret the lack of a ventilation system.

WWUD if he was hired as a pilot in kerbal space program?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7349 on: July 04, 2015, 07:31:43 am »
Become melancholic and drift off into the void.

WWUD if she was feeling randy?
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