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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7350 on: July 06, 2015, 01:01:53 am »
Get hit by a flying elephant, saving the good men of Fortressville from a sticky end.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7351 on: July 06, 2015, 01:50:04 am »
WWUD if forced to post in this thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7352 on: July 06, 2015, 09:04:17 am »
 He wouldn't know how to use a computer and would probably melt the machine into metal bars to use in his elf-shredding corridor.

 WWUD if the events of Ragnarök (Norse end-of-times) happened?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7353 on: July 09, 2015, 06:40:24 am »
Gods fighting each other and the world flooded with water? Sounds like Tuesday.

WWUD if the haulers unionized and demanded breaks, fair wages, safety inspections and the removal of minecart rollercosters?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7354 on: July 09, 2015, 12:10:16 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 09, 2015, 06:40:24 am
Gods fighting each other and the world flooded with water? Sounds like Tuesday.

WWUD if the haulers unionized and demanded breaks, fair wages, safety inspections and the removal of minecart rollercosters?
Fire the magma cannons! Into the dining hall!

WWUD if he found a problem magma couldn't solve?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7355 on: July 10, 2015, 09:52:40 pm »
use water

wwud if he found a laser pointer
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7356 on: July 11, 2015, 10:33:54 am »
Quote from: SimRobert2001 on July 09, 2015, 12:10:16 pm
Fire the magma cannons! Into the dining hall!

I like how this is worded as an afterthought.

*Overseer bursts into office*

Overseer: FIRE THE MAGMA CANNONS.

*Overseer Rushes out*
*5 seconds pass*
*Overseer bursts into office*

Overseer: INTO THE DINING ROOM!!!!

Quote from: grisha5 on July 10, 2015, 09:52:40 pm
use water

wwud if he found a laser pointer

Point it into marksdwarves eyes to improve their accuracy. Can't make it worse.

WWUD if he found a paintball gun.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7357 on: July 13, 2015, 01:07:35 pm »
Shoot himself in the face, shattering the skull and tearing the brain. He's dead.

WWUD if all those pets in the animal den suddenly required food?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7358 on: July 13, 2015, 01:22:06 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 13, 2015, 01:07:35 pm
Shoot himself in the face, shattering the skull and tearing the brain. He's dead.

WWUD if all those pets in the animal den suddenly required food?

Channel underneath them in hopes of dropping them to a mushroom-filled cavern.

WWUD if hordes of amphibian men arise from the stagnant pools of water in the cavern?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7359 on: July 13, 2015, 01:55:49 pm »
Magma, duh.
Infect the pools with deadly Forgotten Beast secretions and watch as the amphibian men painfully die in agony.

WWUD if magma suddenly vanished?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7360 on: July 18, 2015, 03:12:00 pm »
Quote from: Magnumcannon on July 13, 2015, 01:55:49 pm
Magma, duh.
Infect the pools with deadly Forgotten Beast secretions and watch as the amphibian men painfully die in agony.

WWUD if magma suddenly vanished?

Tantrum after his masterworks are destroyed by cave-ins.

WWUD if he was the mortal shell of Armok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7361 on: July 18, 2015, 08:00:12 pm »
destroy. shed blood....all the blood.....


wwud if he ascended to godhood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7362 on: July 18, 2015, 08:07:26 pm »
Craft the most glorious of cheeses and smite elves with a single sneeze.

WWUD if he was sent back as a mortal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7363 on: July 18, 2015, 11:56:56 pm »
Drown his sorrows with alcohol. In other words, Tuesday.

WWUD if he was allergic to alcohol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7364 on: July 19, 2015, 12:08:50 am »
Suffer through.

WWUD if every megabeast attacked him at once?
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