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crazyabe

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7470 on: September 03, 2015, 05:06:11 pm »
light a match


WWUD if he fell into the fallout universe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7471 on: September 04, 2015, 10:58:29 am »
Fall out of it back into the normal dwarven universe.

What would Urist do if a tricksy kobold tied their feet together as a prank?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7472 on: September 04, 2015, 12:01:17 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on September 04, 2015, 10:58:29 am
Fall out of it back into the normal dwarven universe.

What would Urist do if a tricksy kobold tied their feet together as a prank?

Hammer it on the head, as dwarves can do very well without they feet.

WWUD if it had a itch in his nose but had lost his both arms fighting a werechinchila?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7473 on: September 04, 2015, 06:55:18 pm »
Try to use their mouth to scratch it and accidentally bite off their nose.

What would Urist do if they got an arm replaced with a Forgotten Beast limb by a docter?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7474 on: September 05, 2015, 02:31:21 pm »
Accidentally kill himself and everyone around him with the dust cloud attack.

WWUD if his Amazon package was late.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7475 on: September 05, 2015, 07:32:51 pm »
Start a murder spree that will end in him killing the delivery man.

WWUD if a huge wave of elven and goblin migrants came to his fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7476 on: September 05, 2015, 08:34:10 pm »
Quote from: klefenz on September 05, 2015, 07:32:51 pm
Start a murder spree that will end in him killing the delivery man.

WWUD if a huge wave of elven and goblin migrants came to his fort?

He would migrate. Nah gonna eat food from a goblin cook, nah gonna drink sissy elvish booze, no.

WWUD after listening to the entire Alice in Chains discography?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7477 on: November 14, 2015, 11:00:16 am »
Use it to beat his enemies round the 'ead

WWUD if he realized none of his brethren, him included, has any reproductive organs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7478 on: November 14, 2015, 04:13:47 pm »
He would have emitted reproduction dust. Then he would throw a tantrum, because why not.

What would Urist do if he threw a tantrum?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7479 on: November 15, 2015, 11:13:32 am »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on November 14, 2015, 04:13:47 pm
He would have emitted reproduction dust. Then he would throw a tantrum, because why not.

What would Urist do if he threw a tantrum?

He would go berserk and kill all the legendary craftdorfs before getting struck down by the militia.

WWUD with all the surplus rock mechanisms lying around?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7480 on: November 15, 2015, 12:03:24 pm »
Build the Antikythera mechanism and tweak it so he could play Dwarf Fortress.

WWUD if he had Ailurophobia?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7481 on: November 15, 2015, 12:45:27 pm »
Urist would get good thoughts when watching a masterwork engraving with him getting scared by cats. He also won't touch all the cat meet lying in the dining room, as dead and then cooked cat is still a frightening cat.

WWUD if he had a carpman friend?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7482 on: November 15, 2015, 01:26:23 pm »
* Urist McHasACarpmanFriend cancels Live: Eaten by Wild Carp
WWUD if he found this thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7483 on: November 15, 2015, 03:21:04 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on November 15, 2015, 01:26:23 pm
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WWUD if he found this thread?
He would type up first hand accounts of what he would do.

WWUD in the event of a fire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7484 on: November 15, 2015, 03:43:46 pm »
Nothing.


WWUD If he met a fire man, Driving a Fire truck?
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