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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647959 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7770 on: June 09, 2016, 03:43:26 am »
Die horribly. Everyone knows the slightest minecart bump can result in permanent or fatal injury.

WWUD if the thread was all contained in a minecart?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7771 on: June 09, 2016, 07:10:16 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 09, 2016, 03:43:26 am
Die horribly. Everyone knows the slightest minecart bump can result in permanent or fatal injury.

WWUD if the thread was all contained in a minecart?
Guide it to a dumping track stop.

Where does the track stop dump?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7772 on: June 09, 2016, 07:57:23 am »
Error 404: QSP not found.

WWUD as a webmaster when facing an error 404?
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If you think dogs like socks, that's because you never met a dwarf.

90908

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7773 on: June 09, 2016, 07:01:28 pm »
Deconstruct the internet. Its wasting precious FPS...

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was deconstructed?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7774 on: June 10, 2016, 01:32:33 pm »
Quote from: 90908 on June 09, 2016, 07:01:28 pm
Deconstruct the internet. Its wasting precious FPS...

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was deconstructed?
Stand on top of it while deconstructing it, then fall down.
WWUD if adventurer forts actually had visitors and had a presence in the legends mode?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7775 on: June 11, 2016, 03:26:40 am »
Quote from: pikachu17 on June 10, 2016, 01:32:33 pm
WWUD if adventurer forts actually had visitors and had a presence in the legends mode?
Become a bard and lead them off to war.

WWUD if he entered a jousting tournament?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7776 on: June 15, 2016, 09:51:00 am »
Quote from: Bumber on June 11, 2016, 03:26:40 am
Quote from: pikachu17 on June 10, 2016, 01:32:33 pm
WWUD if adventurer forts actually had visitors and had a presence in the legends mode?
Become a bard and lead them off to war.

WWUD if he entered a jousting tournament?
Elf cancels joust, head missing
Urist cancels joust, celebrating
WWUD if his opponent was riding a giant sponge and his opponent was a human?
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7777 on: June 15, 2016, 12:41:06 pm »
Giant Sponge cancels joust: On Fire.

WWUD if he was a Giant Sponge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7778 on: June 15, 2016, 02:00:00 pm »
Jump into a lake of beer.

WWUD if he were a cabbage man?
« Last Edit: June 15, 2016, 05:11:16 pm by Ekaton »
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BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7779 on: June 17, 2016, 07:57:17 am »
He would at all costs avoid to be minced into a cabbage biscuit.

WWUD if he witnessed Sgt. Hartman and Dr. Strangelove discussing about WWUD?
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If you think dogs like socks, that's because you never met a dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7780 on: June 17, 2016, 02:23:10 pm »
Quote from: BadLeo on June 17, 2016, 07:57:17 am
He would at all costs avoid to be minced into a cabbage biscuit.

WWUD if he witnessed Sgt. Hartman and Dr. Strangelove discussing about WWUD?
Have the fort's childcare center build a FTW device.

WWUD if a minecart full of magma was speeding towards the sock stockpile, but derailing it toward the kitten orphanage meant interrupting his drink?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7781 on: June 18, 2016, 12:28:51 pm »
the world can wait until Urist finishes his drink.
WWUD if he was transported into ironforge in Wow?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7782 on: June 18, 2016, 03:30:56 pm »
Drink.

WWUD if the only booze in the world was held by the gods?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7783 on: June 19, 2016, 10:52:09 am »
Steal it, get cursed - the curse consisting on never being able to get drunk again - and became a vampire.

WWUD if he achieved deity status?
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If you think dogs like socks, that's because you never met a dwarf.

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7784 on: June 19, 2016, 02:20:12 pm »
Make infinite booze and flux layers.
Wwud if his brain was put into an elf?
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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