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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649779 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8070 on: September 10, 2016, 11:53:15 pm »
Use his doppelgangers to help him gang up on the elves.

Wwud with a sad orphaned baby?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8071 on: September 11, 2016, 05:22:47 am »
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Wwud if the mutant racoon mentioned above mated with the zombie and had elf children?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8072 on: September 11, 2016, 02:20:29 pm »
Then Urist would have to forge nuclear explosives to cleanse the world of said filth.

WWUD with the ability to fuse animals into chimeras?
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Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8073 on: September 12, 2016, 02:29:35 pm »
Goblin cancels Murder: Attacked by dragon-headed bronze colossus demon.

WWUD with a fire-spewing bronze colossus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8074 on: September 12, 2016, 02:39:51 pm »
Quote from: Madman198237 on September 12, 2016, 02:29:35 pm
Goblin cancels Murder: Attacked by dragon-headed bronze colossus demon.

WWUD with a fire-spewing bronze colossus?
Urist has been struck down.

WWUD with a fire spewing kea, that was holding the fort's anvil?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8075 on: September 13, 2016, 12:53:33 am »
Fortress cancels continue: everyone dead.
Wwud if he could breathe fire?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8076 on: September 13, 2016, 09:09:39 am »
Urist cancels raise tempature, being surprised that everybodies dead and on fire.
WWUD with a slab with the secrets of elvenness?
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8077 on: September 13, 2016, 09:29:29 am »
Dump it in the disposal chute.

WWUD if he had nothing that he could do?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8078 on: September 13, 2016, 09:57:33 am »
Urist cancels doing nothing, doing something
WWUD if there wasn't any alcohol in the world, or anything from which he could brew alcohol?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8079 on: September 13, 2016, 11:05:33 am »
Urist cancels sanity: nothing to drink.
Wwud if was the only dwarf in the world capable of brewing alcahol?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8080 on: September 13, 2016, 11:16:32 am »
Invent the economy, then roll in the... coins?
WWUD if the economy actually worked, although he didn't have a monopoly on anything.
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8081 on: September 13, 2016, 11:51:22 am »
Build a trading fort, so that he would get a monopoly on something.
Wwud if he was socialist?
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Gwolfski

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8082 on: September 13, 2016, 04:32:19 pm »
Down with the Capitalist scum dogs!

Wwud if he was a capitalist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8083 on: September 13, 2016, 08:02:00 pm »
Quote from: Gwolfski on September 13, 2016, 04:32:19 pm
Down with the Capitalist scum dogs!

Wwud if he was a capitalist?
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WWUD with access to a credit line as the caravan arrived?
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Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8084 on: September 13, 2016, 08:57:24 pm »
Urist cancels Get Loan: Not enough credit

WWUD with a modern, capitalistic (US or similar) economy?
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We shall make the highest quality of quality quantities of soldiers with quantities of quality.
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