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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649575 times)

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8130 on: September 28, 2016, 09:47:28 am »
Urist cancels do job: riding box
Wwud if he had a griffin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8131 on: September 28, 2016, 10:03:01 am »
Quote from: Imic on September 28, 2016, 09:47:28 am
Wwud if he had a griffin?
Urist cancels do job: riding griffin
WWUD if FB's could be tamed and ridden in fort mode?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8132 on: September 28, 2016, 12:13:10 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on September 28, 2016, 10:03:01 am
WWUD if FB's could be tamed and ridden in fort mode?
Urist cancels job: riding forgotten beast
WWUD if tamed creatures occasionally mauled their owners?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8133 on: September 28, 2016, 12:44:30 pm »
Urist cancles ride several things at once: beig maimed by a gryphon, a flying box and a forgotten beast.
Wwud if he survived his subsequent mauling?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8134 on: September 29, 2016, 05:22:39 am »
Quote from: Imic on September 28, 2016, 12:44:30 pm
Urist cancles ride several things at once: beig maimed by a gryphon, a flying box and a forgotten beast.
Wwud if he survived his subsequent mauling?
Be visited by his tamed beasts.

WWUD if his patient brought tamed beasts into the hospital?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8135 on: September 29, 2016, 02:30:57 pm »
Leave them be. The patient subsequently develops an infected toe and dies.

WWUD if all his patients tried to get out of bed and start wandering around making a mess of things?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8136 on: September 29, 2016, 07:37:00 pm »
Call the militia---it must be zombies! (Nobody survives proper Dwarven medicine!)

WWUD with a degree in Proper Dwarven Medicine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8137 on: September 30, 2016, 01:40:54 pm »
Cut the arms off. Then realize he came in with a toothache. So, Knock out all his teeth.
WWUD with a throwing knife?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8138 on: September 30, 2016, 02:56:28 pm »
Throw it at goblins.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8139 on: October 02, 2016, 04:44:43 pm »
Try to eat all the weird little mushroom things and kill the princess for being an elf.

WWUD if mario was adventuring in his fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8140 on: October 04, 2016, 02:18:09 am »
Call the fortress militia to stop the madman clearly trying to cause a cave-in.

WWUD if ordered to install menacing wooden spikes in what he knew was supposed to be a danger room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8141 on: October 04, 2016, 02:53:36 am »
Do it. 'Tis hos job after all.
Wwud in game of thrones?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8142 on: October 04, 2016, 10:12:27 am »
Urist cancels HBO show, Deconstructing thrones
WWUD with a pet zombie nose?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8143 on: October 08, 2016, 09:03:53 am »
Have a sniffing competition.
Wwud if he showed his pet to the miliatary and then it killed the miliatary just before a hoblin siege?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8144 on: October 08, 2016, 09:22:58 am »
He proceeds to take on the hoblin siege with his pet.

WWUD if it was possible to spike enemy drinks?
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