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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646175 times)

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7905 on: July 21, 2016, 12:23:43 pm »
Play dead to avoid death cause she's too good at playing games, except metagames. Tl;dr: become a vampire.

WWUD if become a vampire meant 42?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7906 on: July 21, 2016, 03:07:51 pm »
Lament learning the meaning of life just after he turned undead

WWUD if he figured out the meaning of unlife
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7907 on: July 21, 2016, 03:51:48 pm »
Raise his great-aunt Monom, then lament that she's rotted apart and is undead.
WWUD if he had a pet Skarmory(it's the flying/steel type bird pokemon)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7908 on: July 22, 2016, 12:39:17 am »
Quote from: pikachu17 on July 21, 2016, 03:51:48 pm
WWUD if he had a pet Skarmory(it's the flying/steel type bird pokemon)?
Repeatedly use Autotomize and melt down the steel feathers.

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Wwud if his name was Bomrek?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7909 on: July 22, 2016, 07:53:14 am »
Whip stuff because Bomrek is dwarven for whip. Wait... I asked that que-
Wwud if he became friends with death who, in reality, is quite a nice person. He's just... Good at his job.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7910 on: July 24, 2016, 08:41:21 pm »
Die, because Death took him along on a business trip one day.

WWUD on a business trip?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7911 on: July 24, 2016, 09:54:50 pm »
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 24, 2016, 08:41:21 pm
Die, because Death took him along on a business trip one day.

WWUD on a business trip?
Conduct a meeting, then lounge around in the tavern for a year before going home.

WWUD having to sit through a PowerPoint presentation?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7912 on: July 24, 2016, 10:43:40 pm »
Throw a tantrum and destroy the projector in the meeting room, rendering the presentation unable to be performed, followed by ten beatings from the Hammerer and possible death.

WWUD when hammered? (I mean inebriated in this context)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7913 on: July 26, 2016, 09:19:27 am »
be a regular drunk dwarf.
WWUD if the only way to get socks was to not have any alcohol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7914 on: July 26, 2016, 10:38:07 am »
Quote from: pikachu17 on July 26, 2016, 09:19:27 am
be a regular drunk dwarf.
WWUD if the only way to get socks was to not have any alcohol?

he would not have socks

WWUD if he found out he had walled himself in with a forgotten beast.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7915 on: July 26, 2016, 05:22:28 pm »
Ninja-dwarf the forgotten beast with a flying kick to the (Place name of whatever vulnerable part the beast posses here).

WWUD after loses all his limbs in battle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7916 on: July 27, 2016, 09:22:14 am »
Wonder why the question has a line through it.
WWUD if he had an oculus rift?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7917 on: July 27, 2016, 12:05:47 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on July 27, 2016, 09:22:14 am
Wonder why the question has a line through it.
WWUD if he had an oculus rift?
Sell it to the elves (in a wooden bin).

What would Urist do if a goblin siege broke into the living quarters?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7918 on: July 27, 2016, 01:30:22 pm »
Urist cancels eat interrupted by- nope, the goblins are dead.
Wwud if he was a speardorf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7919 on: July 27, 2016, 04:58:29 pm »
Play darts. And get a real weapon upon engaging battle.

WWUD if the only weapon available to him was an adamantine mace?
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