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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1260 on: November 01, 2014, 06:51:46 pm »
Except that's not funny.

So I guess it does work in German!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1261 on: November 02, 2014, 10:20:46 am »
A new, fully automated factory of a famous European footwear manufacturer unexpectedly failed to produce any merchandise on its recent test run. Examination of the factory's central computer revealed

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(also, ptw)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1262 on: November 02, 2014, 05:39:51 pm »
-I just had a lightning rod installed. I can't believe how fast they put it up

-I was going to tell a great ebola joke but if you're not black you probably won't get it

-Apple's CEO recently came out as gay. Samsung's CEO is expected to announce tomorrow that he is even gayer

Q. What kind of bug blows itself up
A. a jihaddy longlegs

-You've gotta feel sorry for Justin Bieber, he's been to every Justin Bieber concert

-Fewer americans have died of ebola than have been married to Kim Kardashian. The ebola victims also suffered less.

-If all the bibles and korans ever printed were laid end to end, they would fprm a six foot high wall around the Earth. And then all the Christians and Muslims could fuck off and live behind it.

(from http://www.sickipedia.org)
« Last Edit: November 02, 2014, 05:47:02 pm by Bohandas »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1263 on: November 02, 2014, 05:56:31 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on November 02, 2014, 05:39:51 pm
-Apple's CEO recently came out as gay. Samsung's CEO is expected to announce tomorrow that he is even gayer
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1264 on: November 02, 2014, 06:03:35 pm »
First woman on the Moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind"
What's the problem?
"Nothing"
Please tell us?
"You know what the problem is."

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1265 on: November 02, 2014, 06:34:42 pm »
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-If all the bibles and korans ever printed were laid end to end, they would fprm a six foot high wall around the Earth. And then all the Christians and Muslims could fuck off and live behind it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1266 on: November 02, 2014, 07:37:21 pm »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 02, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

You won’t have to think anymore: it’ll be just like having fun!

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1267 on: November 02, 2014, 07:50:07 pm »
From that reddit thread:

So I painted my laptop black, so it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
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Bohandas

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1268 on: November 02, 2014, 08:08:51 pm »
A first-generation Apple computer built by Steve Jobs in 1976 recently sold for approximately one million dollars. This makes it the most affordable Apple product on the market.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1269 on: November 02, 2014, 09:21:39 pm »
Q. What people are cheap and greedy, run all the banks, and are involved in sinister worldwide conspiracies?
A. The Republican Party.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1270 on: November 03, 2014, 01:22:28 am »
Quote from: Mr. Strange on November 02, 2014, 07:37:21 pm
More horrible jokes.
From the imgur comments:
"If the camera adds ten pounds, do African children actually exist?"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1271 on: November 03, 2014, 01:37:49 am »
Ahah, I loved that one from that imgur thread:

How many blacks does it takes to start a riot?

-1
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1272 on: November 03, 2014, 09:41:07 am »
A chicken was passing by with a bouillon cube under its wing.

When asked what he was carrying, he said "the remains of my mother."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1273 on: November 03, 2014, 09:42:55 am »
What did the hard boiled egg say?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1274 on: November 03, 2014, 10:11:41 am »
The worst one from sickipedia

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
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