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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1725 on: February 13, 2015, 08:47:08 am »
I knew who they were but I don't usualy get sports jokes .-.
I also watched the game and feel like a retard for not remembering it
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1726 on: February 13, 2015, 09:13:11 am »
I know nothing except the name about America football, and the Seahawks could be a baseball team as far as I know.

So yeah, the joke went over my head.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1727 on: February 13, 2015, 09:17:28 am »
What did Th say to þ?

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There, a little historical linguistics joke to get us back on target.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1728 on: February 13, 2015, 09:13:52 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1729 on: February 13, 2015, 09:18:21 pm »
Quote from: Descan on February 13, 2015, 09:17:28 am
What did Th say to þ?

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There, a little historical linguistics joke to get us back on target.

Q.) What did þ say to Th?
A.) "Why?"

That's a historical movable type joke
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1730 on: February 14, 2015, 10:58:26 am »
I enjoyed it!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1731 on: February 14, 2015, 07:48:30 pm »
How can you tell if someone vapes?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1732 on: February 14, 2015, 07:50:51 pm »
"I don't smoke, I vape!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1733 on: February 14, 2015, 11:04:06 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1734 on: February 16, 2015, 05:32:26 pm »
Woman asked the man for an innuendo.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1735 on: February 16, 2015, 06:57:58 pm »
Later this year they're coming out with a new Star Wars film... Episode 16.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1736 on: February 16, 2015, 06:59:36 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on February 16, 2015, 06:57:58 pm
Later this year they're coming out with a new Star Wars film... Episode 16.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1737 on: February 16, 2015, 07:24:49 pm »
If Trotskyism and Stalinism agree with Marxism, does that make them the Marx brothers?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1738 on: February 16, 2015, 10:22:37 pm »
if the "gh" sound in the word "enough" makes the "f" sound,
the "o" in the word "women" makes the "i" sound,
and the "ti" in the word "nation" makes the "sh" sound.

Shouldn't "ghoti" spell "fish"?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1739 on: February 16, 2015, 10:30:08 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 16, 2015, 10:22:37 pm
if the "gh" sound in the word "enough" makes the "f" sound,
the "o" in the word "women" makes the "i" sound,
and the "ti" in the word "nation" makes the "sh" sound.

Shouldn't "ghoti" spell "fish"?
No, because English is a depraved whore of a language.
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