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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2130 on: April 21, 2015, 12:35:13 pm »

Why is getting a Bachelor of Science degree a bad idea?

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Doesn't quite work, I'm afraid. A Baccalaureate in science is BSc, at least in England.

Sorry for being pedantic.
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« Reply #2131 on: April 21, 2015, 01:12:34 pm »

Why is getting a Bachelor of Science degree a bad idea?

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Doesn't quite work, I'm afraid. A Baccalaureate in science is BSc, at least in England.

Sorry for being pedantic.

pretty sure it's BS in the US, like most US things that aren't like the KGB.
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« Reply #2132 on: April 21, 2015, 01:49:41 pm »

It's a BSc here too. Commonwealth?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2133 on: April 21, 2015, 04:43:42 pm »

Who's the only doctor that plays baseball with Abbott and Castello?

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« Reply #2134 on: April 22, 2015, 12:25:48 am »

It's a BSc here too. Commonwealth?
BSci here.
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« Reply #2135 on: April 22, 2015, 01:02:17 pm »

Why is getting a Bachelor of Science degree a bad idea?

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Doesn't quite work, I'm afraid. A Baccalaureate in science is BSc, at least in England.

Sorry for being pedantic.

pretty sure it's BS in the US, like most US things that aren't like the KGB.

Pretty sure that at this point, it's nothing but BS. Whatever you call it.
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« Reply #2136 on: April 23, 2015, 02:29:08 am »

How fast can a sloth move?

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« Reply #2137 on: April 23, 2015, 02:33:13 am »

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9.81 m/s2 vertically
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« Reply #2138 on: April 23, 2015, 03:18:21 am »

It's an acceleration though, not a speed. /nitpicking
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« Reply #2139 on: April 23, 2015, 03:38:30 am »

The word speed was never mentioned, only "how fast", which is somewhat ambiguous. /evenmorenitpicking
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« Reply #2140 on: April 23, 2015, 04:00:07 am »

What's the terminal velocity of an average sloth, anyways?
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« Reply #2141 on: April 23, 2015, 04:20:31 am »

What's the terminal velocity of an average sloth, anyways?
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Terminal velocity is equal to the square root of 2mg/AC, where m is the mass of the object, g is acceleration due to gravity, A is the projected area of the object, and C is the drag coefficient.

I'm going to use an average brown-throated three-toed sloth for this, as it is the most common.

Drag coefficient and projected area are very awkward numbers to estimate for the irregular shape of a sloth.
I will assume that the sloth curls up into a ball in terror for this example, so that I can use the coefficient for a sphere (~0.5).
To calculate projected area, I will use half body length as the radius of a sphere. The average sloth is 42 to 80 centimetres long, giving 21 to 40 centimetres as the radius. I'll use 30 here.
The projected area of a brown-throated sloth in the foetal position is 4*pi*r2, where r is 0.3 metres, giving us 1.13 square metres.

The average sloth weighs 2.25 to 6.3 kilograms, so, again, I'll be using 3.5 for convenience's sake.

Putting all these numbers together gives us (2 * 3.5 * 9.81) / (1.13 * 0.5), and assuming I haven't made any terrible mistakes, the terminal velocity of the average sloth in the foetal position is 121.5 ms-1. 11 ms-1, because I forgot the square root. Which is roughly 40 kmph, or 25 mph.
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« Reply #2142 on: April 23, 2015, 04:44:09 am »

That is some great physics work. However since Sloths generally live in trees under 45 meters in height, it's unlikely any sloth ever reached speeds over 30ms-1
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« Reply #2143 on: April 23, 2015, 05:03:42 am »

I guess that we could calculate the sloth's velocity when it hit the ground.
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« Reply #2144 on: April 23, 2015, 07:05:10 am »

any shmuck can calculate terminal velocity, a real scientist would toss a sloth out of a plane and see what happens.
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