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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2430 on: August 17, 2015, 12:12:51 pm »
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Quote from: Yoink on August 17, 2015, 11:35:10 am
Damn, I should have read the last few posts before throwing my joke into the mix.
It was quite overshadowed by that masterpiece of Bohandas's. :P
Found your joke funnier than Bohandas' actually.
I've been chuckling about it all afternoon.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2431 on: August 17, 2015, 06:12:13 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on August 17, 2015, 12:12:51 pm
Quote from: Spehss _ on August 17, 2015, 11:48:14 am
Quote from: Yoink on August 17, 2015, 11:35:10 am
Damn, I should have read the last few posts before throwing my joke into the mix.
It was quite overshadowed by that masterpiece of Bohandas's. :P
Found your joke funnier than Bohandas' actually.
I've been chuckling about it all afternoon.
As have I. I have no shame in admitting that I am going to use that one over and over.
And over.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2432 on: August 18, 2015, 04:35:53 am »
Indeed, it's probably the best joke I ever stole. :))
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2433 on: August 18, 2015, 06:58:48 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2434 on: August 19, 2015, 06:31:26 pm »
Have you heard the news about Jared from Subway?

Amazing how he keeps finding his way into smaller and smaller pants.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2435 on: August 19, 2015, 06:57:39 pm »
Horrifying and topical.  I love it!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2436 on: August 19, 2015, 07:37:33 pm »
"Hold the salami"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2437 on: August 19, 2015, 07:50:32 pm »
Quote from: BlackFlyme on August 19, 2015, 06:31:26 pm
Have you heard the news about Jared from Subway?

Amazing how he keeps finding his way into smaller and smaller pants.
I don't get it.

*googles "Jared from subway" *

...now I get it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2438 on: August 19, 2015, 09:13:38 pm »
Yeah, there's been quite a few jokes popping up in regards to this.

Jared's bringing a new meaning to the slogan "Eat Fresh!"

A minor resurgence of the "Jared has aides" jokes.

Something something, sandwich, meat, fresh buns.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2439 on: August 19, 2015, 10:09:35 pm »
I'm not sure how to feel about this
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2440 on: August 19, 2015, 10:24:21 pm »
Considering Jared was, unless there's been some development, a poor sap caught in the crossfire because of where he worked? I'm not a fan of these.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2441 on: August 19, 2015, 10:29:22 pm »
He's to plead guilty. Possession of pornography and paying for sex from minors. 14 Kids, oldest being 17 years of age and youngest was 6.

At least, that's what several of the news sources I've looked up are saying.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2442 on: August 19, 2015, 10:48:14 pm »
Hm. So it is. Alright. Carry on.
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« Reply #2443 on: August 20, 2015, 12:40:40 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2444 on: August 20, 2015, 05:23:35 am »
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