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[Starver]

I maple out of this conversation.

[KittyTac]

Those puns are birching awesome!

[hector13]

I must ash you to stop.

[Starver]

Do you think that's a poplar opinion?

[Kagus]

What do they call cops in Greece?

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The Popodopoulos

Why do we use our middle finger to flip someone off if it's a pinkie swear?


How do polite Germans get high?

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Danke schön

[hector13]

I went to a kitchen store today.

"I want you to sell me a kettle."

"Kenwood?"

"Where's he then?"

[Starver]

I met a guy with the old "L O V E" and "H A T. E" on his knuckles, today.

Inspired by this, I tattooed "D A W N" and "D U S K" on mine. Then added "N O" and "O N"  down the upper phalangials of one thumb and up again upon the other. I put "WEEK" on one palm, "YEAR" on another, "FORTNIGHT" across the back of one hand, and for the other I put "CENTURY". On the pads of my thumbs and fingers I put "10:00" to "10:45", in five minute increments, and I even put a key for ISO time-zone codes and their UTC offsets, in very small inkings, towards the carpal area.

But, you know, maybe I've just got too much time on my hands.

[Tomasque]

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So i zoned out and forgot I was reading this thread, and when I read your post I thought you were serious for a moment.
no terrible joke
 There's no terrible joke hidden in this post. I seriously just thought you had tatooed all over you hands on a whim.

[Starver]

That was actually heavily inspired, after a bit of memetic flight of fancy, by a true story:

I was walking past a family loading a car with various random-looking household items, yesterday. So I asked the little girl, for some reason ending up eagerly carrying the rather large sideboard clock, if she had the time...

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She giggled, then actually told me after a few moments of quiet contemplation. But she was wrong by a full half hour!

[Kagus]

I don't get it );

It's funny because he claims he talked to a girl.

[TD1]

Aaaaaah.

[Egan_BW]

What is the file extension on an Imperial Guardsman?

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.exe

[Kagus]

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That's a double whammy, since not only are they executable, but it doesn't take anything to get them to run. I like it.

[Starver]

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Triple? After an attack of genestealers, you may have to debug them.

[Tawa]

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regular antifascists: punch a nazi
hip cool antifa: hit the dap