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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 201012 times)

Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: STML
« Reply #1305 on: May 15, 2013, 08:47:10 pm »

Kill the guy attacking shadowdragon
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: STML
« Reply #1306 on: May 15, 2013, 08:51:43 pm »

CREATE MORE SOULS OF MYSELF
CONSUME MY CLONED SOULS
POWER LEVEL: DEMIGOD
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: STML
« Reply #1307 on: May 15, 2013, 09:05:31 pm »

:/ Damn. No reverse dice psychology.

um.

cause a random effect.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: STML
« Reply #1308 on: May 15, 2013, 09:17:44 pm »

Get Weapons of Mass Destruction. Fire Weapons of Mass Destruction at Hell.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: STML
« Reply #1309 on: May 16, 2013, 03:10:16 am »

Milk Cthulhu for every resource possible, and create a massive cheesecake army.
Promote the cheesecake squire to Knight of Cheese.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: STML
« Reply #1310 on: May 16, 2013, 05:06:45 am »

Flirt with the boss and go steady.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: STML
« Reply #1311 on: May 16, 2013, 05:10:19 am »

look for a portal to WW2
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: STML
« Reply #1312 on: May 16, 2013, 09:26:08 am »

Respawn.
Kill the guy attacking shadowdragon
Aid action.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1313 on: May 17, 2013, 08:26:06 am »

Kill the guy attacking shadowdragon
Respawn.
Kill the guy attacking shadowdragon
Aid action.
[3+1v2] Success! Wait, what?

CREATE MORE SOULS OF MYSELF
CONSUME MY CLONED SOULS
POWER LEVEL: DEMIGOD

[6] A dozen clones created! Randomly assigning you one. No one can agree on who gets to eat who, so here we go...
[4v3v4v4v6v2v6v6v2v5v4v5v3] Oof. Alright...the original does pretty well, but Clones V and IIX are killed, Clone XII is wounded, and Clones IV, VI, and VII damage themselves. You are Clone IX, so you're fine. You also helped kill IIX.
Clone V: [5v6v6v3v6-1v2-1v3-1v2v2v1v2-1] Clones I and II wound each other fighting over V, so O and IV claim bits of V.
Clone IIX: [3v5-1v4-1v6v2-1v5-1v4-1v2v2v4v5-1] III claims IIX, but ends up being killed by the others.
Clone III: [1v3-1v3-1v6-1v3-1v6-1v3v3v6v3-1] This prize is shared betwixt IV and VII.
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:/ Damn. No reverse dice psychology.
You probably would have gotten a 6 if I had rolled.

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cause a random effect.
[2] Nope. (Note: I actually did roll.)

Get Weapons of Mass Destruction. Fire Weapons of Mass Destruction at Hell.
[2] No WMDs. Stupid nonproliferation treaties, trying to keep the world safe...

Milk Cthulhu for every resource possible, and create a massive cheesecake army.
Promote the cheesecake squire to Knight of Cheese.

Do you mean that literally?
[6] You create a cheesecake army, combining all of your and Cthulhu's assets. Cthulhu points to the bit of the contract that gives him full control over the warriors, and promptly forces you to surrender the rest of your rights to the army at cakepoint. You are drafted!

Flirt with the boss and go steady.
[6] You promptly get married.

look for a portal to WW2
[2] No luck.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1314 on: May 17, 2013, 08:46:51 am »

In that case, get a lot of artillery and get them to bombard Hell.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1315 on: May 17, 2013, 09:33:10 am »

keep looking for a portal to ww2.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1316 on: May 17, 2013, 09:37:46 am »

keep looking for a portal to ww2.
Aid action.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1317 on: May 17, 2013, 09:57:09 am »

Summon the four ponies of the apocalypse under my exclusive command!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1318 on: May 17, 2013, 12:04:38 pm »

"Wait! Why are we eating each other when we could be eating EVERYONE ELSE?"

CREATE A CLONE ARMY
EAT EVERYONE ELSE
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1319 on: May 17, 2013, 12:07:10 pm »

"Wait! Why are we eating each other when we could be eating EVERYONE ELSE?"

CREATE A CLONE ARMY
EAT EVERYONE ELSE

Um, didn't this end poorly last turn?
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