In that case, get a lot of artillery and get them to bombard Hell.
[2] You just can't seem to requisition anything.
keep looking for a portal to ww2.
keep looking for a portal to ww2.
Aid action.
[6+1] The two of you are sucked into Obersalzberg (sp?), and promptly get dissected/disassembled and used to inspire and make Nazi war machines and soldiers and such. Respawn?
Summon the four ponies of the apocalypse under my exclusive command!
[4] You summon Hunger, Sickness, Tiredness, and Squabbling.
"Wait! Why are we eating each other when we could be eating EVERYONE ELSE?"
CREATE A CLONE ARMY
EAT EVERYONE ELSE
[4] You make two more clones. [1] Everyone gangs up on Xantalos-IX, ie you.
[1v3-1v2-1v6v4-1v2-1v2v5v1-1v4v3] IV snags all of IX, while XII dies.
[3v3-1v3-1v6+1v6-1v2-1v3v5v5v1] IV claims XII. On the other hand, everyone else now hates him.
O: Fine, half of V claimed (+0.5)
I: Wounded (-1)
II: Wounded (-1)
III: IIX claimed; Dead
IV: Wounded; Half each of III [IIX] and V claimed; All of IX and XII claimed (+2.5)
V: Dead
VI: Wounded (-1)
VII: Wounded (-1)
IIX: Dead
IX: Played
X: Average (+0)
XI: Average (+0)
XII: Dead
XIII: Average (+0)
XIV: Average (+0)
Convince hubby to rehire Cthulhu and let me eat him.
[6] You do so. Turns out, Cthulhu is still stronger than you. Respawn?
Wahlsa eht ftaghn? Cthu osid u kelrd makx, re sa? Ftaghn ay, Cheesecake.
Jrelk Cheesecake.
[2+3v4] You jrelk Cheesecake.
Messily.