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[Furtuka]

Well. In that case: Punch Xantalos in the snout to establish superiority.

Aid Action

[Xantalos]

Guns don't have snouts.

[LordSlowpoke]

Guns don't have snouts.

BUILD A GUNSNOUT AND ATTACH IT TO XANTALOS

[ragnarok97071]

Guns don't have snouts.

:/

Everything has a snout.

Yours happens to be the barrel.

Not the shooty bit, though. the side.

Guns don't have snouts.

BUILD A GUNSNOUT AND ATTACH IT TO XANTALOS

Also this, aid action.

[GreatWyrmGold]

That roll and sentence phrasing make no sense?

Stars are big and hard to make, and I forgot to add the +1 in when I saw SD was aiding you. Anyways, what happened was:
A spaceship exploded
You turned into a point of light
ShadowDragon died
Is this more understandable?

[Furtuka]

Yeppers!

[Persus13]

Ask them if they can travel to find the NSEA Protector. If they continue to fail to understand, pull up the "historical documents".

[Orange Wizard]

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG

[Xantalos]

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG

That's how YAFB ended, ironically enough.
Clog bomb with Fabio, for old time's sake.

[Cheesecake]

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG

PROTECT THE THONGS! COVER THE THONGS IN AN ELDRITCH CHEESESHIELD!

[ShadowDragon]

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG

Stop this.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Pick up the Xantagun. Destroy the resurrection machine with it.

The gun's built into you and the Machine seems to be missing. Mission accomplished?

Respawn. Create bacteria that eat rock on the planet.

You despawn and [1-1] make a giant bacteria that eats you. Despawn?

FIX EVERYTHING.

[1] You kasplode the planet. Actually, that's probably a good thing.

Grow a maw and devour Ragnarok's arm.
Then use his/her blood for ammo.

[4] You grow a maw and get punched in it. [5] You devour and replace one of ragnarok's arms.

Well. In that case: Punch Xantalos in the snout to establish superiority.

Well. In that case: Punch Xantalos in the snout to establish superiority.

Aid Action

It's eating one arm, so you [6] punch it in the maw with your other fist. Ouch.

Guns don't have snouts.

BUILD A GUNSNOUT AND ATTACH IT TO XANTALOS

Guns don't have snouts.

BUILD A GUNSNOUT AND ATTACH IT TO XANTALOS

Also this, aid action.

[3+1] You make a barrel and surgically attach it to Xantalos.

Ask them if they can travel to find the NSEA Protector. If they continue to fail to understand, pull up the "historical documents".

Trust me, I understand.
As for them, [6] they understand, and promptly locate an absurdly oversized cloud of magnetic mines. "Hey, d'yu tink he wannid tu find da spaship?"

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG

Stop this.

[3-1] Stopped.

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG

PROTECT THE THONGS! COVER THE THONGS IN AN ELDRITCH CHEESESHIELD!

[4] A bit superfluous, but all the thongs are covered in cheesecake.

[Tavik Toth]

summon another TSAB ship. Then say hi.

[LordSlowpoke]

PUNCH XANTALOS IN GUNSNOUT IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH FACTION_{ALSO FACTION LEADERSHIP}

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn. Create some small sapient universes.