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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1545 on: June 09, 2013, 09:30:05 am »

Respawn. Restore Disney
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1546 on: June 09, 2013, 09:48:11 am »

Grab some popcorn, and watch River Tam beat up Hitler/Nyarlathotep (This was my whole reason for doing this) while Mal, Zoe and Jayne take out the Third Reich.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1547 on: June 09, 2013, 09:53:22 am »

Work my way up through the Mexican hierachy and become Supreme Overgod.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1548 on: June 09, 2013, 10:24:54 am »

Have captain replaced.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1549 on: June 09, 2013, 11:01:05 am »

Unfortunately, being an Exalted is rather hard to make a bad thing :P

Ragnarok: Become Essence 10 and learn ALL THE CHARMS.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1550 on: June 09, 2013, 02:01:34 pm »

Transform to Pun Pun the Super Kobold
Give self ability: Furtuka Dies: Pun Pun automatically succeeds at any attack made against Furtuka.
Punchinate Furtuka to death.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1551 on: June 09, 2013, 08:07:03 pm »

Respawn. Create a planet.
[5] Nice planet.

Respawn. Restore Disney
[3] You get a single copy of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and three of The Lion King.

Grab some popcorn, and watch River Tam beat up Hitler/Nyarlathotep (This was my whole reason for doing this) while Mal, Zoe and Jayne take out the Third Reich.
You magnificent bastard. Sorta.
[1] You mistake a clip of ammunition for popcorn and get shot. Respawn?

Work my way up through the Mexican hierachy and become Supreme Overgod.
[6] You do so, promptly incurring a coup. Respawn?

Have captain replaced.
[5] You become captain.

Unfortunately, being an Exalted is rather hard to make a bad thing :P

Ragnarok: Become Essence 10 and learn ALL THE CHARMS.
[3] You get Essence 2 and learn a Charm. [4v1] Then an enemy Exalted kills you when you're distracted. Respawn?

Transform to Pun Pun the Super Kobold
Give self ability: Furtuka Dies: Pun Pun automatically succeeds at any attack made against Furtuka.
Punchinate Furtuka to death.

[2] Step one fail.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1552 on: June 09, 2013, 08:08:13 pm »

Transform to Pun Pun the Super Kobold
Give self ability: I Win: Pun Pun automatically succeeds at any action.
Punchinate Everyone except Hitler/Nyarl to death.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1553 on: June 09, 2013, 08:10:12 pm »

Respawn watching River Tam beat up Hitler. Get a video-camera to record this.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1554 on: June 09, 2013, 08:19:48 pm »

... How was I not already Essence 2?

All Exalted (except the Dragonblooded, but they're pansies and don't count) start with Essence 2. ._. And lots of charms.

Well that's weird.

Fuck it, be the universe-destroying doomfleet.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1555 on: June 09, 2013, 11:20:15 pm »

Transform to Pun Pun the Super Kobold
Give self ability: I Win: Pun Pun automatically succeeds at any action.
Punchinate Everyone except Hitler/Nyarl to death.

Stop Xantalos! Blow him up!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1556 on: June 09, 2013, 11:46:23 pm »

Get a white collar job.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1557 on: June 10, 2013, 05:53:15 am »

Remove Xantalos's immortality.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1558 on: June 10, 2013, 06:29:30 am »

Respawn. Start Art of Minimalism VIII.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1559 on: June 10, 2013, 11:16:57 am »

Go to earth.
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