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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #435 on: October 13, 2017, 06:47:19 pm »

The hand grenade is technically an effective nothlethal weapon.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #436 on: October 13, 2017, 07:13:07 pm »

I think blasting both hands off of somebody is firmly in the "less lethal" category, not "nonlethal". :P
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #437 on: October 13, 2017, 07:35:15 pm »

Grenade of Hands - After the pin is pulled, this  grenade will explode violently into a spray of severed hands in almost every direction.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #438 on: October 13, 2017, 09:44:15 pm »

I think blasting both hands off of somebody is firmly in the "less lethal" category, not "nonlethal". :P

Either way, it's a good way to disarm your opponent.

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #439 on: October 13, 2017, 09:45:15 pm »

I think blasting both hands off of somebody is firmly in the "less lethal" category, not "nonlethal". :P

Either way, it's a good way to disarm your opponent.

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #440 on: October 13, 2017, 11:57:40 pm »

CGI Dagger: A dagger that, when drawing blood, grossly exaggerates the spray of blood produced.

Grenade Hand: An explosive hand with detachable fingers. Detonates shortly after the thumb is pulled out.

Paper Bag of Ugliness Reduction: A helmet that gives no AC, but negates charisma penalties due to scars, disfigurements, or just plain ugliness of the face. Extremely magical.
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« Reply #441 on: October 14, 2017, 12:42:53 am »

PG-Rated Greatsword: a massive steel greatsword, whose inflicted wounds magically spill confettis instead of blood.

Spoon of Eternal Vindictiveness: a cursed silver spoon. It possesses the unfortunate wielder with a terrible spirit of vengeance, the Gin No Saji, who will uses this newfound body to horribly, and terribly slowly murder a person the possessed hated.
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« Reply #442 on: October 14, 2017, 01:16:34 am »

Wand of Magic Fissile: when bombarded with neutrons, this wand releases Magic Missiles at every creature in line of sight, including the caster. If overused to the point of supercriticality, it melts down, releasing all charges at once.
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« Reply #443 on: October 14, 2017, 08:16:27 am »

Magic Missile: A +1 rock.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #444 on: October 15, 2017, 10:58:55 pm »

I think blasting both hands off of somebody is firmly in the "less lethal" category, not "nonlethal". :P

Either way, it's a good way to disarm your opponent.

"Unhand me, knave!"

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« Reply #445 on: October 16, 2017, 02:38:33 am »

I think blasting both hands off of somebody is firmly in the "less lethal" category, not "nonlethal". :P

Either way, it's a good way to disarm your opponent.

"Unhand me, knave!"

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« Reply #446 on: October 16, 2017, 08:33:43 am »

No Pants[/b]: A bracelet that uses advanced physics to find out if it's wielder is wearing pants.
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« Reply #447 on: October 16, 2017, 09:06:08 am »

An Infinite Fish: A fish that never runs out.
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« Reply #448 on: October 16, 2017, 09:17:16 am »

I cast Summon Bigger Fish on it!
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« Reply #449 on: October 16, 2017, 11:09:53 am »

I/O Stream: A stream that can be used to put things in and take things out anywhere along its length. Useful for transporting things instantly for long distances, if you can figure out the memory allocation.
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