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[Iduno]

Playstation 5.

[Eschar]

if you dont use teabags, then how do you prevent all the herbs for spoiling your hot water?

I think they smash the liquid medium with one of them Catholic Anglican smitey-spheres?

You mean the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

[Rolan7]

I think they smash the liquid medium with one of them Catholic Anglican smitey-spheres?

You mean the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

No no, a [censered]!  One of those things which [censered] all over the place when you [censered] them!
Apparently they're often called tea balls

[Bumber]

No no, a [censered]!  One of those things which [censered] all over the place when you [censered] them!
Apparently they're often called tea balls

That makes me incensed!

[Eschar]

Incensored

[Flying Dice]

The secret AC/DC song about futas.

[Naturegirl1999]

The secret AC/DC song about futas.

this is great. I wonder what code the neural network was made in, to use the ACDC songs as training material
So, YouTube found Spongebob Squarepants Sailor Mouth episode uncensored

[TD1]

Grond.

[pisskop]

acdc made several songs about balls and fire and women, i suppose we should have expected this.

[Naturegirl1999]

Some tumblr posts via YouTube, I don’t have Tumblr
Auto Kitchen Shenanigans: Funnels and Cannons, Ho!

[Max™]

Missus brought heated foodstuffs upstairs, some steak and some home (or... steak) fries.

She noticed I had set upon the steak first (nice when a butterknife suffices to cut it, makes me happy) and guessed maybe I hadn't noticed the condiment because some of the fries were upon it.

"Oh, I made mustard too."
*pause*
'Wait, you made mustard? Can you demonstrate this? Is this actually mustard?'
*cogs and sprockets thought balloon over her head*
"Well, I didn't like, excrete it."
'That's promising, but do you know how to actually make mustard?'
"I might, I mean, I almost made mustard gas once*, I'm pretty sure I can make mustard."

thisIsThePartWhereWeThrowOurHeadsBackAndLaugh.gif

I high fived her for the funny too.

*She was working at a salon and helping clean up one day and they were having trouble because some hair products and some nail products tend to resist cleaners good for one or the other. Ammonia is good on this, bleach is good on that... whoa, what if we mixed them?
I found out about this later and shook her by the shoulders 'DO NOT VIOLATE THE GENEVA CONVENTION AT WORK, BUNNY!' (Bunny is technically a pet name, but we're like the whitest old country club couple ever "Oh Biff, look, it's Max and Bunny, see if Shari has more of those scones for them!")

[TD1]

I appreciate the post, it's cute and made me smile.

But I notice a disturbing paucity of saws.

[Kagus]

I appreciate the post, it's cute and made me smile.

But I notice a disturbing paucity of saws.

The homemade mustard was the saws.

[Naturegirl1999]

I think mustard comes from grinding a certain part of the plant that shares the name?

[King Zultan]

No it's the semi-liquid version of Mustard Gas.