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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9405 on: January 11, 2019, 09:46:02 am »

At this rate, you guys are going to work yourselves up into hysterics when Brexit crashes through. Sure, there are legit concerns to be worried about, but what if things aren't as problematic as they are predicted?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9406 on: January 11, 2019, 10:33:49 am »

At this rate, you guys are going to work yourselves up into hysterics when Brexit crashes through. Sure, there are legit concerns to be worried about, but what if things aren't as problematic as they are predicted?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9407 on: January 11, 2019, 02:53:27 pm »

At this rate, you guys are going to work yourselves up into hysterics when Brexit crashes through. Sure, there are legit concerns to be worried about, but what if things aren't as problematic as they are predicted?
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Shouldn't King Arthur be returning about now to aid Britain in its time of need?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9408 on: January 11, 2019, 04:20:44 pm »

At this rate, you guys are going to work yourselves up into hysterics when Brexit crashes through. Sure, there are legit concerns to be worried about, but what if things aren't as problematic as they are predicted?
The Sky will fall, the Sun will go dark, the Standard will drop, the Metro will no longer function, the end Times will begin, who will guard the Guardian?

Shouldn't King Arthur be returning about now to aid Britain in its time of need?
That's only after the Brexit deadline, regardless of outcome.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9409 on: January 11, 2019, 07:47:27 pm »

At this rate, you guys are going to work yourselves up into hysterics when Brexit crashes through. Sure, there are legit concerns to be worried about, but what if things aren't as problematic as they are predicted?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9410 on: January 12, 2019, 12:00:17 am »

What if it's dumped in the harbour? Again?!?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9411 on: January 12, 2019, 12:02:34 am »

What if it's dumped in the harbour? Again?!?

Then we'll enslave America again, just like old times.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9412 on: January 12, 2019, 09:13:56 am »

Time to go dredge Boston harbour for cheap tea.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9414 on: January 14, 2019, 08:54:54 am »

The president-mayor of Gdańsk has died today after being stabbed onstage during a charity yesterday. The killer then shouted to the crowd about how the main opposition party (of which the president-mayor was a member of) was to blame for the attack and how he was tortured whilst in prison.


EDIT: Currently, the right-wing is claiming that the left-leaning (though by far not leftist) charity leader, Jurek Owsiak is to blame. Some have already called the assasination a patriotic act.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9415 on: January 14, 2019, 10:43:43 am »

Sounds like Polish politics are pretty polarized
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9416 on: January 14, 2019, 11:05:57 am »

Not sure if an intentional attempt at a Polish pun, but yes, they certainly are.

As polarized as things are over here in the US, at least we haven't gotten to the point where an assassination (attempt or otherwise) is being called patriotic by one side or the other. Finger pointing does happen, yes, but that particular line hasn't been crossed yet.

edit: Is it politicians that are saying that it's patriotic or is it random people saying that it's patriotic?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9417 on: January 14, 2019, 11:44:01 am »

Sounds like Polish politics are pretty polarized
I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

edit: Is it politicians that are saying that it's patriotic or is it random people saying that it's patriotic?
Much like what seem to be half of the world over the past few years, we too have been drifting towards embracing our inner Nazi. But it's not yet at the Literal Hitler level.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9418 on: January 14, 2019, 12:50:01 pm »

Sounds like Polish politics are pretty polarized
I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Yeah, it's a quite polemical issue, I'd say.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9419 on: January 14, 2019, 01:18:02 pm »

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