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[Glass]

...ahem...

"Yessss, very good... I demand your complete surrender to me. While I will allow you to retain your autonomy in general circumstances, if I should ever demand that something is done, it shall be done. Am I clear?"

This is my action. I am talking to the military guys in Russia. I was the 2nd person this past turn.

[ziizo]

Put a employer disguise and search for the paramedic soul but don't take it yet

[NRDL]

Ask for Ra's autograph on my eye of Ra protection charm because he's awesome. Ask the cats to all meow at the heavens in order to get the proper atmosphere to summon Bastet.

[6] Ra, with a wave of his hand, fuses the protection charm with your body. You can now call in Ra to help you in the event of mortal threat, once.

[6] ( WTF ) The cats meow to the sky, all in unison, and just like before, the worlds between worlds open with ease, and Bastet pops into existence. Much like a cat, she does not seem open to obeying you, without some sort of persuasion or effort. Remember, supply your own lore and mythological facts.

Alter the turn system so that rather than seven per turn, only one mage may have an action resolved per turn, randomly picked from among every action posted each turn. Harvest resulting Salt as a magical power source.

[2] ( hahahahahaha ) The almighty GM craps on your attempt to alter the meta-rules of the game by dumping a bunch of salt on your head.

Happily drink another grand mug of coffee. Its free now for me, right?

[1] You shotgun an entire other cup of coffee, when you start choking on the caffeinated goodness! Roll a [1] next turn you're dead.

Also, can't exactly remember the circumstances behind coffee being free. Not saying that it isn't, I just can't recall what happened.

Suck the life out of remaining Somalian pirates, healing myself and killing the pirates.
After successfully healing myself, enslave pirates' souls.
If soul enslaving is successful, send the souls back in their bodies, creating a personal army with no thoughts of betraying the master. If not, eat these souls in order to become a superhuman.
If I send the souls back in their bodies, go and hunt for tourist ocean liners with my loyal matey army.

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Oh boy.

You attempt to drain the life from the pirates who are still very angry at you, but your injuries ruin your concentration and your spell fizzles out. Attempting to drain their souls COMPLETELY backfires, and you forcibly eject your own soul from your body. Seeing your body collapsed, the pirates do the smart thing and coup de grace you with a bullet to the head. Your body's dead, but your spirit still exists.

Making the best of a rather shitty situation, you successfully haunt an ocean liner, in your ghost form.

I am gonna pull the dagger out carefully and try to NOT turn myself to dust doing so

[4] Trying to render your own magic inert as much as possible, you touch the Dagger. No disintegration. That's good. Reaching slowly, you pull the knife out. It fucking hurts, but by the time you pull it free completely, you realise you aren't erased from existence. That's good. You got your knife back. You have a cut through the middle of your foot.

...ahem...

"Yessss, very good... I demand your complete surrender to me. While I will allow you to retain your autonomy in general circumstances, if I should ever demand that something is done, it shall be done. Am I clear?"

This is my action. I am talking to the military guys in Russia. I was the 2nd person this past turn.

This is your daily GM reminder to bold your actions. Even when it comes to dialogue.

Plus, your edit regarding the Egyptian God Set made me think you were quoting somebody else as part of the Egyptian god conversation.

[3] "Complete surrender is NOT acceptable. We are willing to negotiate for a position of importance in our government for such an obviously powerful sorcerer such as yourself."

Put a employer disguise and search for the paramedic soul but don't take it yet

[1] You try and magic yourself up a workman's disguise, but alarms suddenly start blaring.

UNAUTHORISED MAGIC DETECTED. UNAUTHORISED MAGIC DETECTED.

The receptionist lady teleports in front of her desk, revealing a centipede like body.

"You shouldn't have tried that sweetie. Here I thought you were just a normal fellow, turns out you were an ILLEGAL MAGE."

You are now fighting the Receptionist.

[Glass]

"Hmn... fair enough. I accept."

[ziizo]

"One can be an illegal mage? I didn't know that" Surrender to the  Receptionist and ask about the process to become a legal mage.

[Egan_BW]

Good enuff. Harvest the salt you dropped on my head and fashion it into a great salt warhammer. So that I can forcibly make people saltier.

[Sarrak]

I can choke?! Ridiculous! Avert disaster by becoming immortal.

((As for free coffee - I've just rebuild the whole Coffee Shop last turn after Set power hurricane? Upgrading it as well.))

[NRDL]

Sure, you can use that argument if FallacyofUrist's starts collecting people's tabs.

[Xantalos]

Well, good enough. ACTIVATE THE GOD HARVESTER

[Yoink]

TRY AGAIN TO SUMMON THOSE PARAMEDICS

IF SUCCESSFUL, POINT AT CARNAGE OUTSIDE THEN GO ORDER ANOTHER COFFEE
IF FAIL, SHRUG AND GO ORDER MORE COFFEE ANYWAY. ASK FOR EXTRA BOOZY

[Smoke Mirrors]

Raid a fish farm to get fish for Bastet and the cats. Then begin summoning Hapi, the god of the Nile and the flood celebration who is always happy.

[NRDL]

"Hmn... fair enough. I accept."

"Excellent. You shall be advisor to our Tsar in all magical matters. Come, we shall escort you."

Riding to Moscow, you are quickly briefed on the situation. [3] Apparently, the many magical shenanigans going in the world, across various time periods, have created a rise of all sorts of monsters and mischief makers in Russian territory.  For one, a nearby village has been besieged by Skrzaks. Surely a task easy for someone of your magical power.

"One can be an illegal mage? I didn't know that" Surrender to the  Receptionist and ask about the process to become a legal mage.

[3] "Hmmmmm.....nope, can't risk it. Any mage in this dimension's gonna get us ALL in trouble with the higher ups darlin."

[4] vs [5] The receptionist swings at you with one of her scythed limbs, and you Neo-duck under it like a boss.

Fight still ongoing.

Good enuff. Harvest the salt you dropped on my head and fashion it into a great salt warhammer. So that I can forcibly make people saltier.

[5] Swirling the salt in the air telekinetically, you craft a mighty Salthammer, which will give you +1 to rolls designed to piss other players off. Use at your own risk.

I can choke?! Ridiculous! Avert disaster by becoming immortal.

[6] You decide to make yourself immortal. Well done, now you are. Unfortunately, now you're in a constant state of choking on coffee, which means you can't ever actually talk to people using your lungs or vocal cords, and it fucking hurts.

Hey, at least now nobody can kill you without wasting a turn trying to revoke your immortality.

Well, good enough. ACTIVATE THE GOD HARVESTER

[4] Reactivating your blender, you can hear gods from many dimensions being sucked into yours. A bunch of lesser gods get added to the mix, greatly enhancing the flavour. It'll be a second before the big boys get reeled in.

TRY AGAIN TO SUMMON THOSE PARAMEDICS

IF SUCCESSFUL, POINT AT CARNAGE OUTSIDE THEN GO ORDER ANOTHER COFFEE
IF FAIL, SHRUG AND GO ORDER MORE COFFEE ANYWAY. ASK FOR EXTRA BOOZY

[4] You summon an entirely new set of paramedics because I cannot be bothered to keep track of the fates of the other two. They get to work with the hurricane victims.

[5] You order another coffee. IT TASTES REAL GOOD.

Raid a fish farm to get fish for Bastet and the cats. Then begin summoning Hapi, the god of the Nile and the flood celebration who is always happy.

[1] You try and raid a fish farm remotely using your magic powers, but to your shock, you see Bast out of the corner of your eye get pulled into the air by an unseen force, before popping out of your dimension.

[2] Very shaken, you try and summon Hapi, another Egyptian god, but this time, the summoning feels wrong. Not like it did before, when the ways between worlds was blocked, but as if something is deliberately pulling the gods away from your reach.

Ra and the partly-powered Set look at each other in a very concerned manner.

[Egan_BW]

Use Salthammer to smash Xan's GOD HARVESTER, and ruin the already produced god paste by adding way too much salt to it.
This should provide sufficient salt to create a SALTHAMMER 40,000.

[Sarrak]

Immortality is good. See if I can actually drink more coffee.

[CABL]

Scare the captain of the ocean liner to death, then make his body a new host for my spirit.
Use hypnosis to brainwash passengers, making them view me as their God.
Drain the lifeforce from a half of my new followers, making me a superhuman.