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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Star Wars [Warning: Spoilers inside!]
« Reply #780 on: December 26, 2018, 02:33:18 pm »

I mean, folks, look, in the Plagueis book it outright says that Anakin was created by the chlorinated midis as a response to his fuckery with the Force.

Plagueis tries to create life as did the ancient Sith, the Forceinated Chloridian response to this failure is the creation of Anakin, Plagueis and Palpatine learn of his existence after he is born and Plagueis is like, oh shit, this is a result of what we did. It's in the EU book. My point isn't that it's stupid that Palpatine did it, that's fine. It's just 100% not original in any way, but Disney is happy to pretend they invented the concept.

It's like if they brought Wedge Antilles up and were like oh he flies a Y-Wing now and leads Brogue Squadron, this is original content now.
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« Reply #781 on: December 26, 2018, 02:34:44 pm »

It's like if they brought Wedge Antilles up and were like oh he flies a Y-Wing now and leads Brogue Squadron, this is original content now.

Don't encourage them lol, that is exactly something Disney would do.
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« Reply #782 on: December 26, 2018, 02:36:36 pm »

Brogue Squadron would make an excellent short though.
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Re: Star Wars [Warning: Spoilers inside!]
« Reply #783 on: December 26, 2018, 03:42:12 pm »

It's like if they brought Wedge Antilles up and were like oh he flies a Y-Wing now and leads Brogue Squadron, this is original content now.

Don't encourage them lol, that is exactly something Disney would do.
Fortunately Wedge is still canon and mostly his old self thanks to Rebels.
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« Reply #784 on: December 26, 2018, 03:50:10 pm »

So, what’s the new line of lore? Probably not that Palpatine secretly had sex with Anakins mother.
"Official" Vader comic book. He has a Force vision
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...I assume that's Palpatine at least.  Could be it's actually Plagueis and in the new canon he was prune looking too.
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« Reply #785 on: December 26, 2018, 04:04:52 pm »

It looks less like prunkles and more like tattoos, so it's probably Plagueuiesus, maybe?
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« Reply #786 on: December 26, 2018, 04:12:08 pm »

Dunno, isn't Plagueis' head more bean-shaped?

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« Reply #787 on: December 26, 2018, 04:19:28 pm »

Dunno, isn't Plagueis' head more bean-shaped?
Yeah, that's Palpatine.

It's a vision though, so it doesn't need to be 100% accurate.
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« Reply #788 on: December 26, 2018, 04:21:07 pm »

Dunno, isn't Plagueis' head more bean-shaped?
that's legends tho.  New continuity plagueis might beanyone
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« Reply #789 on: December 26, 2018, 04:45:59 pm »

Dunno, isn't Plagueis' head more bean-shaped?
that's legends tho.  New continuity plagueis might beanyone

Palpatine was involved in the whole force ritual thing in the book, who knows.

It's Star Wars, you can always "A certain point of view" it later.
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« Reply #790 on: December 26, 2018, 05:07:55 pm »

Dunno, isn't Plagueis' head more bean-shaped?
that's legends tho.  New continuity plagueis might beanyone

Palpatine was involved in the whole force ritual thing in the book, who knows.

It's Star Wars, you can always "A certain point of view" it later.

Palpatine is clearly the midwife then.
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« Reply #791 on: December 27, 2018, 09:16:59 am »

Dunno, isn't Plagueis' head more bean-shaped?
that's legends tho.  New continuity plagueis might beanyone

Palpatine was involved in the whole force ritual thing in the book, who knows.

It's Star Wars, you can always "A certain point of view" it later.

Palpatine is clearly the midwife then.

Only a Sith deals with epidurals.

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« Reply #792 on: December 27, 2018, 05:49:38 pm »

I'm still annoyed by things that are 'canon' in Star Wars that weren't on the silver screen.

Rebels?

Clone Wars?

I didn't / don't have the cable channels necessary for that nonsense.
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« Reply #793 on: December 27, 2018, 06:16:32 pm »

I'm still annoyed by things that are 'canon' in Star Wars that weren't on the silver screen.

Rebels?

Clone Wars?

I didn't / don't have the cable channels necessary for that nonsense.
Such things are not too much of a deterrent to a determined person.
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« Reply #794 on: December 27, 2018, 06:43:43 pm »

I'm still annoyed by things that are 'canon' in Star Wars that weren't on the silver screen.

Rebels?

Clone Wars?

I didn't / don't have the cable channels necessary for that nonsense.
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