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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490315 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1230 on: December 30, 2019, 09:35:37 pm »

Wormy tendrils touch dwarves inappropriately, and they respond with "Ooooooh, nooo!~".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1231 on: December 30, 2019, 10:18:37 pm »

Wormy tendrils touch dwarves inappropriately, and they respond with "Ooooooh, nooo!~".
Certain dwarves will get a positive thought from witnessing this.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1232 on: December 31, 2019, 03:52:39 am »

Wormy tendrils touch dwarves inappropriately, and they respond with "Ooooooh, nooo!~".
Certain dwarves will get a positive thought from witnessing this.
Certain other dwarves will immediately tantrum upon witnessing this.
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Dawnthunder: It menaces with spikes of tetanus
After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1233 on: December 31, 2019, 04:15:27 am »

Wormy tendrils touch dwarves inappropriately, and they respond with "Ooooooh, nooo!~".
Certain dwarves will get a positive thought from witnessing this.
Certain other dwarves will immediately tantrum upon witnessing this.
Certain dwarves will become incredibly upset if the wormy tendrils don't touch them inappropriately, and they will get extremity positive thoughts from being touched inappropriately.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1234 on: December 31, 2019, 04:27:06 am »

Wormy tendrils touch dwarves inappropriately, and they respond with "Ooooooh, nooo!~".
Certain dwarves will get a positive thought from witnessing this.
Certain other dwarves will immediately tantrum upon witnessing this.
Certain dwarves will become incredibly upset if the wormy tendrils don't touch them inappropriately, and they will get extremity positive thoughts from being touched inappropriately.
The tentacles will randomly spawn on cavern floors
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« Reply #1235 on: December 31, 2019, 04:29:39 am »

Wormy tendrils touch dwarves inappropriately, and they respond with "Ooooooh, nooo!~".
Certain dwarves will get a positive thought from witnessing this.
Certain other dwarves will immediately tantrum upon witnessing this.
Certain dwarves will become incredibly upset if the wormy tendrils don't touch them inappropriately, and they will get extremity positive thoughts from being touched inappropriately.
The tentacles will randomly spawn on cavern floors
The tentacles will randomly spawn inside dwarves.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1236 on: December 31, 2019, 09:36:05 am »

Wormy tendrils attack like vampires, only during sleep, and prefer no witness; but crime is unreported, until next release when the victim is interrogated and confess es to being a victim.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1237 on: December 31, 2019, 01:17:53 pm »

Dogs with a high level of playfulness will follow a dwarf, watching them... Just before the dwarf can pick up some light item, the dog with attempt to grab it and run away with it. This creates job cancellations.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1238 on: December 31, 2019, 04:49:47 pm »

Wormy tendrils touch dwarves inappropriately, and they respond with "Ooooooh, nooo!~".

Toady already removed tentacle demons.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1239 on: December 31, 2019, 09:32:43 pm »

More realistic baby mechanics.  Any injury to a baby, however minor, induces enormous stress in its parents.  The babies, for their part, not only lack self-preservation instincts, but will instantly gravitate toward any and all sources of danger the moment they hit the ground, crawling across minecart tracks, off cliffs, into lava pools, or through the front lines of an incoming siege.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1240 on: December 31, 2019, 09:58:24 pm »

Items made with rock salt will degrade when exposed to water.
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Dawnthunder: It menaces with spikes of tetanus
After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1241 on: December 31, 2019, 09:59:50 pm »

Items made with rock salt will degrade when exposed to water.

That's not a terrible suggestion however.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1242 on: December 31, 2019, 10:05:01 pm »

Items made with rock salt will degrade when exposed to water.

That's not a terrible suggestion however.
it is if you're building on a coast. and there's a lot of rock salt. or if you're trying to store beverages in rock salt pots.

[edit] actually you're right. lemme fix that all rocks now have a randomized water safe tag, and will deteriorate even if not mined or if built into something. a wall might be able to hold out magma regardless, but should it be exposed to water for an amount of time...
« Last Edit: December 31, 2019, 10:42:08 pm by nezclaw »
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Dawnthunder: It menaces with spikes of tetanus
After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1243 on: January 01, 2020, 02:27:03 am »

Items made with rock salt will degrade when exposed to water.
"My rock salt castle's melting in the rain!"
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1244 on: January 01, 2020, 02:00:07 pm »

Items made with rock salt will degrade when exposed to water.

That's not a terrible suggestion however.

Indeed, when salt will become useful, some might deem easier to just pump water into a salt mine and pump out the salted water to have evaporated.
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