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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490138 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2880 on: January 30, 2021, 01:20:20 am »

Throwing stuff at the ground obeys Newton's laws, and can propel dwarves into space with repeated throwing.
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« Reply #2881 on: January 30, 2021, 03:51:34 am »

Throwing stuff at the ground obeys Newton's laws, and can propel dwarves into space with repeated throwing.
And that children was how the dwarven space agency was started.
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« Reply #2882 on: January 30, 2021, 05:14:37 pm »

Throwing stuff at the ground obeys Newton's laws, and can propel dwarves into space with repeated throwing.
And that children was how the dwarven space agency was started.

Earth should be renamed Kerb, and dwarves should be able to create rockets propelled by magma or black powder, in order to travel to other astres.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2883 on: January 30, 2021, 06:07:39 pm »

Dwarves can build ballistic magma missiles using this technology, wiping out all life in the world.
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« Reply #2884 on: January 30, 2021, 08:14:42 pm »

Females who lose they're children feel delight instead of anguish or other negative emotions to avoid offending so called "feminists". Now men instead suffer from anguish upon having they're spouses suffer from miscarriage.

Females will now intentionally topple statues and roll dices too many times to get curses and admit to it so nobody would dare to marry a monster.
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« Reply #2885 on: January 30, 2021, 08:18:34 pm »

To evade player having being exposed to sex scenes females now get instantly impregnated after marrying someone.
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« Reply #2886 on: January 30, 2021, 08:50:32 pm »

Add slenderman because he is a dead meme.

He only appears in evil biomes regardless of savagery.
Any biome and underground (expect HFS) but higher spawnrate in forests.
This tile "&". Also it's color is black.
[DEMON]
You can salvage clothing from it.
Actually tries to punch you to death instead of killing with stare.
Proficient combat skills.
[EXTRAVISION]
Night vision.
Always alone.
Genderless.
Not a semi-megabeast.
Building destroyer level 1.
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« Reply #2887 on: January 31, 2021, 02:39:14 am »

After hearing multiple complaints about wormmen, I’ve come to the conclusion that they should be removed from the game.
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« Reply #2888 on: January 31, 2021, 03:36:04 am »

After hearing multiple complaints about wormmen, I’ve come to the conclusion that they should be removed from the game.

Do you know more challenging intelligent animals to play?
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« Reply #2889 on: January 31, 2021, 04:17:32 am »

Do you know more challenging intelligent animals to play?
The obvious chose is dolphins, but they aren't in the game.

And that's why we should add them, but make them all massive and dumb as hell.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2890 on: January 31, 2021, 09:03:37 am »

Divination dice always gives positive RNG results.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2891 on: January 31, 2021, 09:05:09 am »

Divination dice always turn your wormmen into dolphins.

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« Reply #2892 on: January 31, 2021, 09:48:54 am »

Divination dice always turn your wormmen into dolphins.

Ok, so I achieved infamy on this forum. I wanted to play as worm men because I heard it's more challenging and it somehow is.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2893 on: January 31, 2021, 11:17:00 am »

Quite a few suggestions end up here. You have to work harder to make a fool of yourself around here :P
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« Reply #2894 on: January 31, 2021, 02:19:18 pm »

Divination dice always turn your wormmen into dolphins.

Divination dice always turn your women into dolphins.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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