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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4650 on: July 04, 2022, 06:56:25 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4651 on: July 04, 2022, 05:38:46 pm »

Everything must be brewable.

EVERYTHING everything. From the procedurally generated evil weather materials, to all types of soil, to bonobo teeth.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4652 on: July 04, 2022, 05:49:07 pm »

If presented with a dearth of absolutely any other options, dwarves are capable of brewing themselves into alcohol.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4653 on: July 04, 2022, 05:58:22 pm »

This can result in a terrible brewing spiral, where desperate dwarves murder and brew their kinsmen into alcohol, preventing work from getting done that would otherwise provide better means to produce it.

Deadly fights can also break out over the right to drink the alcohol produced
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4654 on: July 04, 2022, 06:13:00 pm »

Deadly fights can also break out over the right to drink the alcohol produced

This should definitely be in the game.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4655 on: July 05, 2022, 01:24:49 am »

Some dwarves prefer to brew elves and drink them.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4656 on: July 05, 2022, 03:46:52 am »

Everything must be brewable.

EVERYTHING everything. From the procedurally generated evil weather materials, to all types of soil, to bonobo teeth.


Depending on how tags work, we could potentially mod brewing various things, this seems like one of the more feasible things I’ve seen in this thread
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4657 on: July 05, 2022, 04:40:44 am »

Alcohol can be brewed into alcohol alcohol.

Dwarves can also decide to brew the barrel containing the alcohol, resulting in planepacked shenanigans. Any dwarf drinking it gets the full description added to their personal info page. If the mayor is drunk it, might get added to their name instead.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4658 on: July 05, 2022, 06:33:36 am »

Alcohol can be brewed into alcohol alcohol.
My first thought: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Once_Brewed#Twice_Brewed_Inn

(Noting that it also seems to be an aspiring Hilbert Hotel...)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4659 on: July 06, 2022, 07:32:23 am »

Alcohol can be brewed into alcohol alcohol.
Already implemented in real life. Some types of spirits, such as brandy and cognac, are distilled wine.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4660 on: July 07, 2022, 01:18:23 am »

Aw crap another good suggestion, we gotta do something about it!


Uh...   alcohol can be brewed and when a dwarf drinks the alcohol alcohol they become retarded or at least more than they already are.
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« Reply #4661 on: July 07, 2022, 01:42:27 am »

Alcohol can be brewed into alcohol alcohol.
Already implemented in real life. Some types of spirits, such as brandy and cognac, are distilled wine.
In some dictionaries, spirits is defined as Distilled alcoholic beverages. Rums, gins, vodkas, whiskeys, tequilas - all distilled from brewed alcohols.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4662 on: July 07, 2022, 08:05:22 am »

Dwarves drinking alcohol distill it further, causing alcohol poisoning on first gulp.

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« Reply #4663 on: July 07, 2022, 11:07:41 am »

Alcohol can be brewed into alcohol alcohol.
Alcohol alcohol can be brewed into alcohol alcohol alcohol.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4664 on: July 07, 2022, 05:53:18 pm »

Expanding upon my omni-brewery suggestion, everything must be cookable as well.

I want a slate roast made of exceptionally minced slate, masterfully minced wicked soot, exceptionally minced fire, and exceptionally minced moonstone.
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