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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 486340 times)

Egan_BW

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5175 on: January 10, 2023, 12:49:34 pm »
Which can of course result in the creation of interplanetary mining corporations.
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TurboDwarf

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5176 on: January 10, 2023, 12:56:46 pm »
So that's the lore of Deep Rock Galactic.
(full disclaimer i have not played DRG)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5177 on: January 10, 2023, 05:20:20 pm »
Monotheism.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5178 on: January 10, 2023, 06:22:36 pm »
Exclusive monotheism where nothing else is possible in a given world
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5179 on: January 11, 2023, 02:03:07 am »
There is only one god and he is ARMOK, all other gods are shit when compared to him!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5180 on: January 11, 2023, 03:29:30 am »
Elf god is the almighty. Would explain the Dwarven reaction to rain in early versions, even when it was just a light tinkling.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5181 on: January 11, 2023, 08:44:03 am »
Elves tinkle down on any visitors to their forest retreats as a greeting. Also at your trade depot. Tinkle down economics.

Kobolds say "skookum" frequently.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5182 on: January 11, 2023, 01:27:46 pm »
Remove procedurally-generated kobold names and just name every kobold "Meepo" or "Deekin".
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5183 on: January 11, 2023, 08:03:30 pm »
Excellent suggestions thread.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5184 on: January 12, 2023, 01:58:54 am »
Quote from: Bumber on January 11, 2023, 08:44:03 am
Kobolds say "skookum" frequently.
Replace all words and names in game with Skookum.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5185 on: January 12, 2023, 12:45:59 pm »
Heavy metal poisoning from lead pipes.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5186 on: January 12, 2023, 03:36:37 pm »
Heavy metal poisoning from lead colossi.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

brewer bob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5187 on: January 12, 2023, 03:41:32 pm »
Heavy metal poisoning from certain kinds of music.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5188 on: January 12, 2023, 03:43:07 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on January 12, 2023, 03:36:37 pm
Heavy metal poisoning from lead colossi.
They transfer this poisoning through the medium of bullets.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5189 on: January 12, 2023, 03:59:20 pm »
Possessed demonic guitars that cause brain hemorrhages with heavily distorted riffs and the occasional shrieking screams of the damned.
(based on a RPG character idea i had)
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