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[Egan_BW]

All creatures like socks and will inevitably turn into kobolds.

Unless they gain enough ki before 100 or so days to survive their tribulation.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Fluffy Wamblers reproduce by binary fission and don’t require food.

[Eric Blank]

Each generation of fluffy warblers is half the size of the last, because the fact they don't eat means they also dont grow.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Each generation of fluffy warblers is half the size of the last, because the fact they don't eat means they also dont grow.

Add "fluffy warblers" as a separate creature, which are exactly the same as fluffy wamblers except for having a beak and vestigial wings.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Each generation of fluffy warblers is half the size of the last, because the fact they don't eat means they also dont grow.

Add "fluffy warblers" as a separate creature, which are exactly the same as fluffy wamblers except for having a beak and vestigial wings.

There should also be “fluffy waglers”, which have teeth and a vestigial tail.

[King Zultan]

There should be fluffy wagoners which look just like wagons but are made from fluffy wamblers, the only way to tell a regular wagon and a fluffy wagoner is that one is fuzzy feeling.

[Starver]

There are "fluffy wagners", who sing powefully, non-stop for several days at a time, but appear to hate certain races and can be bribed with money to attack people.

[Moeteru]

It should be possible to send raids to disable your allied civs' road networks and other infrastructure in order to force them to buy overpriced goods from you. If you have a diplomat with high liar skill or have managed to corrupt their leadership you can even attempt to convince them that the attack was done by "short elves wearing fake beards" and hopefully get them to cut all trade with the elves. The probability of your lie being believed is improved if you've previously traded a load of lead goblets to them.

[A_Curious_Cat]

The player should be able to craft fake elf ears for the militia to wear when going on missions.

[brewer bob]

Some young dwarves will wear these fake ears and pretend to be elves. Instead of calling the activity "playing make-believe", they call it "LARPing". It is a serious business for them -- like art or theater -- when asked by adults why they're behaving like children.

[Uthimienure]

These children become elves when reaching the age of 12.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarven cooks should be able to create various kinds of chips, as well as various condiments to go along with them.  Additionally, a scripting engine should be implemented to allow modders the ability to control how the aforementioned condiments are generated.

[Starver]

They'll also do crisps, at a stretch.

[Egan_BW]

Deep frier workshops may be used to create deep fried versions of any item, creature, construction, terrain, building, liquid, zone, squad, deity, religion, site, or entity.

[King Zultan]

Some dwarves will prefer to eat deep fried dwarves and will go out of their way to get some, including pushing the dwarf working the deep fryer into the boiling oil.