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Starver

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5760 on: January 31, 2024, 07:50:11 pm »

Random runaway carts are implemented, that tend to roll into such fruit-stores in markets. (Or glass windows currently being hauled to where they are going to be constructed.)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5761 on: January 31, 2024, 09:28:34 pm »

Wagons should go AWOL sometimes, like a strange mood without a specific purpose, and wander wherever they want. Chase wildlife through the hills, visit the meeting hall, burn down your beehives. Marry a dwarf.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5762 on: February 01, 2024, 02:09:58 am »

The fruit stands should only sell mangoes.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5763 on: February 01, 2024, 09:02:53 am »

“The fruit stands up.”
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5764 on: February 01, 2024, 09:53:44 am »

Introducing a new gameplay mode:
Holy mode! Shake the earth.
You are Armok. Without the prophet nobody will know what you want and instead will do whatever they want. You want to dig into the mountain and create a fortress? Good luck without a holy speaker to relay your commands! Be aware that your holy man or holy woman will not always be heard. Don't be too angry when they start making golden statues.
Warning: You may develop a taste to use dumb things to confound the smart, the weak things to shame the strong, and the lowly and despised things to nullify the things that be are.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5765 on: February 02, 2024, 12:28:30 am »

AWOL wagons that get into trees should be able to use their vantage point to ambush nearby dwarfs with aerial wrestling techniques, like moonsaults and diving headbutts.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5766 on: February 02, 2024, 12:30:15 pm »

Wagons have a power that allows them to scuttle your world.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5767 on: February 03, 2024, 02:43:29 am »

If the wagon dies so does the world.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5768 on: February 03, 2024, 03:13:38 am »

If you embark where there is only water, the game should create a 1 z-level platform made of wood blocks for you to embark upon, and your site should be referred to as a boat.  Naturally, the option to “abandon site to ruin” should be replaced with “scuttle boat to <insert name of forgotten beast here>’s cabinet”.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5769 on: February 20, 2024, 01:30:16 am »

The forgotten beast, naturally, will be named Davesh Scuttleboat.the Rancidity of Desks.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5770 on: February 20, 2024, 06:39:39 pm »

If the wagon dies so does the world.

This is my favorite suggestion.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5771 on: February 20, 2024, 11:45:46 pm »

Apples should have a chance of having a syndrome that gives a dwarf crabs when the apple is eaten.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5772 on: February 21, 2024, 01:57:13 am »

The starting seven dwarves can die of dysentery before arriving at the embark site.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5773 on: February 21, 2024, 02:40:32 am »

In order to play a fort you have to follow your starting seven dwarves journey from their home civ to the fort site, this mini game will be called Urist's trail and during this mini game dysentery is one of the main threats to your dwarves besides starvation and attacks of various kinds.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5774 on: February 21, 2024, 04:59:20 am »

Add a "hard-core" gamemode, wherein if your adventurer or one of your dwarves in fort mode dies the world is automatically deleted and the game force closes.

Then the game is uninstalled, removed from your steam library and your hard drive wiped.
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