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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1588318 times)

scrdest

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5865 on: October 08, 2013, 02:12:41 pm »

I think that raw onions and garlic are delicious.
All of you are weird.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5866 on: October 08, 2013, 08:04:28 pm »

So you're delivering spy hookers this time?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5867 on: October 08, 2013, 08:08:28 pm »

Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5868 on: October 08, 2013, 10:58:54 pm »

I went to sleep came back and Sirus was Obama. Ok then.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5869 on: October 09, 2013, 12:10:44 am »

PTW.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5870 on: October 09, 2013, 12:19:03 am »

And now we have a motive for the Illuminati: They're a sect of Ancient Egyptians who have been secretly running the world for thousands of years in the hopes of wiping out all followers of the Abrahamic religions. All because some Jew was mean to them and took their slaves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5871 on: October 09, 2013, 12:20:33 am »

Quote from: Steam
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Quote from: Steam
applesmachine: bitch-chan
applesmachine: u no ur the most moe mothafucka i kno
These are totally not from the same conversationI promise, you guys
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5872 on: October 09, 2013, 12:25:59 am »

i believe you if only for the express purpose of implying every single conversation of yours is like that
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5873 on: October 09, 2013, 02:06:21 pm »

glad I drowned that kitten in the river a few monthes back.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5874 on: October 09, 2013, 05:18:05 pm »

i believe you if only for the express purpose of implying every single conversation of yours is like that



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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5875 on: October 09, 2013, 07:25:07 pm »

I'm delivering shar'ia law, not Marxism.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5876 on: October 09, 2013, 07:44:02 pm »

Intestine can't live on defecation alone!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5877 on: October 10, 2013, 03:44:30 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5878 on: October 11, 2013, 03:03:26 am »

I've found the greatest quote on youtube.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5879 on: October 11, 2013, 12:56:22 pm »

So when Cthulhu wakes up, he'll wake up in trash, radioactive waste and used condoms.
But at least, he'll have a good reason to be angry.
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