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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649602 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5475 on: January 05, 2014, 12:16:36 am »
Urist Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, mayor of Bloodburg, Population 1. Migrants Welcome!

WWUD if I couldn't think of a scenario?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5476 on: January 05, 2014, 12:22:23 am »
Quote from: Blastbeard on January 05, 2014, 12:16:36 am
Urist Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, mayor of Bloodburg, Population 1. Migrants Welcome!

WWUD if I couldn't think of a scenario?

Urist, Typer has gone insane: New reply posted while typing

Where Would Urist Get a typewriter?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5477 on: January 05, 2014, 10:39:25 am »
It was available on embark, but nobody seems to know how to make one.

WWUD if he and as many dwarves could be spared were set at typewriters and told to write Shakespeare?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5478 on: January 05, 2014, 12:09:39 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on January 05, 2014, 10:39:25 am
It was available on embark, but nobody seems to know how to make one.

WWUD if he and as many dwarves could be spared were set at typewriters and told to write Shakespeare?
Write filthy human plays? Bah!

WWUD if you could engrave ceilings but cNt reach them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5479 on: January 05, 2014, 12:57:46 pm »
Use bridges to luanch self up to it.

WWUD if he broke both his legs in A terrible bridge-ceiling related accident?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5480 on: January 05, 2014, 06:07:06 pm »
Crawl to the hospital and die of thirst.

WWUD if her husband was in the hospital in critical condition needing a complex surgery but the only surgeon is drinking/on break? (remember this guy is the only one who can save Catten McWounded).
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5481 on: January 05, 2014, 06:23:37 pm »
Kill the lazy mook and get an apple of life to revive her husband.

WWUD if he suddenly forgot who he is?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5482 on: January 05, 2014, 07:36:08 pm »
His heard would whisper "Urist" to him in a soothing manner. It happens every morning.

WWUD if all food was liquid, and all booze was solid?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5483 on: January 06, 2014, 02:04:36 pm »
Urist cancels drink: solid alcohol. He needs alcohol to get through the working day, and is starting to move more slowly due to its scarcity.

WWUD if candy was alcoholic?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5484 on: January 06, 2014, 03:00:08 pm »
THe HFS would be a lot more !!FUN!!


WWUD if an Elf was chosen to be the king?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5485 on: January 06, 2014, 03:41:56 pm »
Avoid insulting the elf-king as much as possible. Fail and be decapitated by said king for treason.

WWUD if the elf king demanded a personal danger room in his quarters?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5486 on: January 06, 2014, 03:46:02 pm »
Make it of course! The king hath decreed it! Then put him in it to try it out and set it on repeat. Wait until legendary, pit him against the Goblin Siege. Now you will know why you fear the glades! If he fails, he dies. If he succeeds, he is decapitated by Dwarves. Because he is an elf approaching the fort. Win-win really.

WWUD with a fort of soldiers trained in said danger room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5487 on: January 06, 2014, 03:49:35 pm »
Suffer an unfortunate accident, because the plans are "mixed up" with the new goblin grinder. The military is Swiss cheese, and Übergoblins kill everyone in the fortress.

WWUD if he was made the philosopher?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5488 on: January 06, 2014, 03:51:51 pm »
Make an argument proving that he does not exist, and subsequently vanish.

WWUD if nemesis unit load error?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5489 on: January 06, 2014, 04:02:38 pm »
He would come inside rainbow dash.
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