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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647925 times)

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6675 on: December 05, 2014, 11:07:10 am »
She wouldn't really notice, being covered in blood and all.

WWUD if there was a sudden uprising of plump helmet men in a grand struggle against unsurmountable odds to live without fear of brewing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6676 on: December 05, 2014, 04:49:20 pm »
Send in the axe lords.

WWUD if he realized plump helmet men can't actually produce booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6677 on: December 05, 2014, 04:51:48 pm »
Eat the blighters raw.  And alive.

WWUD if dwarves discovered the wonders of barbecue?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6678 on: December 05, 2014, 06:37:10 pm »
Make Magma Barbecue. And then passively aggressively make horribly burnt masterwork meat roasts for the vermin nobles anyone the legendary Barbecue doesn't like.

What would Urist do if you could make crafts out of cartilage?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6679 on: December 05, 2014, 06:43:54 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on December 05, 2014, 06:37:10 pm
Make Magma Barbecue. And then passively aggressively make horribly burnt masterwork meat roasts for the vermin nobles anyone the legendary Barbecue doesn't like.

What would Urist do if you could make crafts out of cartilage?

*elf cartilage arrow fletching* clearly.

WWUD if you could actually fish in magma ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6680 on: December 05, 2014, 06:46:22 pm »
get pulled in by a magma carp

wwud if he had a tame magma carp? in a aquarium....full of magma
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6681 on: December 05, 2014, 07:06:47 pm »
Try to pet the carp. Burn to death.

WWUD if he found a babby goblin on the ground outside?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6682 on: December 05, 2014, 07:15:08 pm »
Beat it to a pulp..... LIKE A MAN!

WWUD if he was recruited by an adventurer
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6683 on: December 05, 2014, 07:17:52 pm »
get slaughtered within the next real-time 5 minuets

wuud if he was made immune to magma
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6684 on: December 05, 2014, 09:11:48 pm »
Drown in his personal Magma jacuzzi.

What would Urist do if their spouse was abducted and transformed by a night troll?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6685 on: December 06, 2014, 12:56:42 am »
Urist: "Meh, she was better that way than how she looked when she was a dwarf"
!!TOADY EX MACHINA!!
Toady: "We haven't implemented inter-racial marriages in the game yet"
Urist: "Oh. I guess I'll just go berserk then"
WWUD if Toady ex machina?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6686 on: December 06, 2014, 01:27:04 am »
Deus Ex Machina translates to "God from the machine". Therefore...

Toady One the Great has risen and is haunting your computer!

On the plus side, this means you get DF 1.0 quicker then everyone else. On the other hand, he doesn't approve of Urist's mermaid farming and institutes the more colloqual usage of Deus/Toady Ex Machina to prevent it.

What would Urist do if they dreamed of being adopted into a wandering tribe of kobolds?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6687 on: December 07, 2014, 04:27:50 am »
Thief! Protect the hoard from skulking filth.

Urist McKobold has been struck down.

WWUD if he was killed in a dream?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6688 on: December 07, 2014, 11:24:45 am »
wake up.

wuud if dying in a dream would kill you for real.
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Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6689 on: December 07, 2014, 11:51:30 pm »
The overseer was about to do that anyway

WWUD if she knew the overseer was out to kill her?
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