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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649703 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8190 on: October 18, 2016, 11:34:19 pm »
Wonder if his beards beard has a beard. Go stark raving mad

Wwud if exiled from dwarven society?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8191 on: October 19, 2016, 02:57:25 am »
Become an adventurer.
Wwud in a human town?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8192 on: October 19, 2016, 09:51:03 am »
Quote from: Imic on October 19, 2016, 02:57:25 am
Become an adventurer.
Wwud in a human town?
kill everybody, then take over the jewelry shops. and turn the clothing shops into beard-repair shops.
WWUD for a nickel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8193 on: October 19, 2016, 12:15:34 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on October 19, 2016, 09:51:03 am
WWUD for a nickel?
Try his beard at mining, furnace operator, and metal crafter.

WWUD for an artifact sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8194 on: October 19, 2016, 12:39:36 pm »
Squeeze through hordes of goblins, trolls and beak dogs while submerged in magma.

WWUD if he woke up in a -Nickel cage-?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8195 on: October 19, 2016, 03:38:09 pm »
starve to death because nobody pays attention to caged dwarves

WWUD if everyone was violently ill?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8196 on: October 19, 2016, 04:14:22 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on October 19, 2016, 03:38:09 pm
starve to death because nobody pays attention to caged dwarves

WWUD if everyone was violently ill?
Watch them from the inside of the cage... and smile.

WWUD if a sock was in the path of an atom smasher (and he was no longer in the cage)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8197 on: October 19, 2016, 04:18:51 pm »
Arrive at the sock's location just after it is smashed, and cry over its loss.

WWUD if there were no caverns or magma sea or hell to dig into?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8198 on: October 20, 2016, 04:09:28 am »
Keep digging down for eternity.
Wwud if he found a lost colony of dwarves down in the infinite deep dark?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8199 on: October 20, 2016, 04:45:34 pm »
Share some of his sewer brew with them. It's swill to him, but they hail him as a hero since they haven't had anything to drink but cavern water and plump helmet wine in living memory.

WWUD if the fortress was invaded by mole men?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8200 on: October 24, 2016, 02:49:06 am »
Run away screaming.
Wwud if his body fluids were alcahol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8201 on: October 24, 2016, 09:08:09 am »
Wonder what this 'alcahol' is.

WWUD if their body fluids were alcohol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8202 on: October 24, 2016, 09:59:31 am »
Have them be alcahol instead.
Wwud if alcahol was a thing?
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8203 on: October 25, 2016, 09:08:04 am »
Quote from: Imic on October 24, 2016, 09:59:31 am
Have them be alcahol instead.
Wwud if alcahol was a thing?
Realize he's drunk so much alcohol, that he's misspelling it.
WWUD to drink plump helmet weni?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8204 on: October 28, 2016, 12:41:07 pm »
He would have lunch.

WWUD if it started raining anvils on his surface fort?
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