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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1561810 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3945 on: November 15, 2015, 12:42:11 pm »
Hulk smash wall! Hulk smash cpu-hiding wall to defeat AI! :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3946 on: November 15, 2015, 01:39:11 pm »
Aw, why do these things always turn out to have a normal, rational explanation?

Apparently the server was updated somewhere in the middle of those 72 rounds, so the proc refs changed and BYOND had no way of knowing. So ten thousand calls to process_air() became ten thousand calls to HULK SMASH WALL.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3947 on: November 15, 2015, 01:44:49 pm »
Quote from: Dwarmin on November 15, 2015, 01:41:01 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on November 15, 2015, 01:35:09 pm
Adrik idly wanders the town.

Random Encounter roll d100=82

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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3948 on: November 15, 2015, 01:47:01 pm »
Whaa...?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3949 on: November 15, 2015, 01:58:32 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on November 15, 2015, 01:47:01 pm
Whaa...?
D&D?  Random encounter tables?
Hello?
It's funny because it's completely random?
Bueller?
« Last Edit: November 15, 2015, 02:00:34 pm by TheBiggerFish »
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3950 on: November 15, 2015, 02:46:33 pm »
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3951 on: November 15, 2015, 02:51:27 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3952 on: November 15, 2015, 04:40:20 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3953 on: November 16, 2015, 12:30:56 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3954 on: November 16, 2015, 02:06:31 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3955 on: November 16, 2015, 09:34:00 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3956 on: November 16, 2015, 12:59:04 pm »
let's hardcode references into our game that the player wont ever even see

i can't say im not guilty of that myself, somewhere, probably.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3957 on: November 16, 2015, 02:07:17 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on November 16, 2015, 12:59:04 pm
let's hardcode references into our game that the player wont ever even see

i can't say im not guilty of that myself, somewhere, probably.
Yeah, it's not like someone inserted a variable named 'arm_ok' for checking limb integrity or something... OH WAIT! :P
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Quote from: Akura on April 17, 2016, 12:06:46 pm
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3958 on: November 16, 2015, 03:15:47 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on November 16, 2015, 02:07:17 pm
Quote from: miauw62 on November 16, 2015, 12:59:04 pm
let's hardcode references into our game that the player wont ever even see

i can't say im not guilty of that myself, somewhere, probably.
Yeah, it's not like someone inserted a variable named 'arm_ok' for checking limb integrity or something... OH WAIT! :P
This is the worst possible forum on which to say that, miauw.
SACRIFICE HIM TO THE BLOOD GOD!
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3959 on: November 16, 2015, 04:36:13 pm »
I would like to state, for the record, that if it hadn't been for my memery, tgstation would not contain a proc called arm_ok() (which was coded by remie)
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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