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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1230 on: October 27, 2014, 07:01:00 pm »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on October 26, 2014, 10:09:51 pm
Heheh
No, this is the terrible joke thread, not things that made you laugh.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1231 on: October 27, 2014, 11:24:54 pm »
It's a pun, and therefore terrible.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1232 on: October 27, 2014, 11:46:55 pm »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on October 26, 2014, 07:57:53 am
My new game is terrible. I believe this belongs here.

This made me laugh so hard my dog thought I was dying.
Exactly what I'd expect dwarven preschool to be.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1233 on: October 28, 2014, 01:10:10 am »
Quote from: Gamerlord on October 26, 2014, 07:20:55 am
...I really have to get this thread off my notification list.

The dead baby jokes have had the opposite effect on me. Instead of becoming disgusted with the thread I've learned to appreciate the humor in the stories of real-life child-murdering serial killers (of course it also helps that the Werewolf of Wysteria both looked and talked a bit like Pops from Regular Show)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1234 on: October 28, 2014, 11:40:10 am »
What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1235 on: October 28, 2014, 11:43:14 am »
* crazysheep cringes
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1236 on: October 28, 2014, 02:37:38 pm »
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« Last Edit: October 28, 2014, 02:40:11 pm by Sergius »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1237 on: October 28, 2014, 02:40:22 pm »
Is that your life in an image?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1238 on: October 28, 2014, 03:00:11 pm »
Quote from: Objective on October 28, 2014, 02:40:22 pm
Is that your life in an image?

Nah, I put up a picture but the upload failed.

You could say it was
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1239 on: October 28, 2014, 04:53:11 pm »
Which side of you has more blood in it?
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What do you call a blood-sucking pig?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1240 on: October 31, 2014, 01:04:24 pm »
Just stole this from elsewhere:

A baby seal walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What will be stranger?"

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1241 on: October 31, 2014, 01:14:55 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on October 30, 2014, 09:56:39 pm


This is horrible. I can't stop laughing.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1242 on: October 31, 2014, 02:05:28 pm »
What did the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific say to each other?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1243 on: October 31, 2014, 04:32:09 pm »
Quote from: timferius on October 31, 2014, 01:04:24 pm
Just stole this from elsewhere:

A baby seal walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What will be stranger?"

Spoiler: The seal responds (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1244 on: October 31, 2014, 04:44:42 pm »
What do you call a pissed-off crab?
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Why do crustaceans avoid using calculators?
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